Meaning Of Life Is 42

[assignedmale]

[pukicho]

Just saw a fish get his head torn asunder by a massive cleaver. Hope he’s okay.

[superhero-justice]

He is not.

[pukicho]

I'm trying to remain optimistic

[carrion-crow-chan]

Buddy, you are chaos incarnate , fuck you mean “optimistic?”

[itsapmseymour]

and here we observe the seymour in his natural habitat, the tumblr blog.

don't worry if he looks in this direction, or calls out to us, he is not known to attack people who are only here for the funnies or elves.

now, the seymour isn't known to respond to most calls, but on the rare occasion that he does, he isn't known to be hostile, as he is a funny guy. take care though, as it is a clown's nose type of situation whenever somebody calls to ask for boobies.

Someone say Boobies?

[carrion-crow-chan]

BOOBS

[legalityoftheraccoons]

“Kids shouldn’t learn about periods” what

what do you even mean. I got my period at 11 and know people who got it younger

[genderfluid-offical]

“WeLl ThAt DoEsNt MeAn BoYs ShOuLd LeArN aBoUt It!” bro that’s how you end up with grown men who find periods disgusting and don’t know shit about them. They are gonna grow up to be the deadbeat husbands who complain about their wife not doing the dishes because she has horrible cramps.

[jusjuiceboxbox]

Welcome to being an adult! Featuring such injury causing events as

- sneezed wrong

- turned your neck a little too fast

- slept weird

- took the trash out to the curb and stepped at a slightly different angle than usual

- breathed

- failed to breathe properly

- breathed in the wrong stuff. Allergy time

- looked too hard at something too far away

- knees

[thedankmemes]

[carrion-crow-chan]

“You’re so quiet” Thanks it took 10 years from 2016 - 2026 to realize my family doesn’t care, why would anyone else?

[carrion-crow-chan]

I have made one comment, and I’ve gotten like 20 likes and reblogs on it COMBINED. This is peak new-comer popularity. I didn’t even ask for this. Holy fuck.

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[my-dailydreams]

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[carrion-crow-chan]

“Gawd this erotic ramen is too erotic, I need milk to quench the erotic.”

[my-dailydreams]

[ahmnorhein-zkn]

Repost, now do your honors.

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[leebrontide]

I’ve never seen a kid struggle with the concepts of someone being gay, trans, or nonbinary.

I did once have to explain to an almost 3 year old why a chihuahua wasn’t a cat and let me tell you THAT was a struggle and the kid was very mad about it.

[fancyladssnacks]

@asynca I am deceased at your tag

[itsapmseymour]

Reblog to infect your timeline with:

[pumpkinpatchpoet-deactivated202]

"well men are victims of rape too" yess and its absolutely horrible and disgusting so go speak about it!! speak about it first and dont just bring it up when the topic of female victims is being discussed. go spread awareness and help the victims get better if u rlly do care and dont just bring it up to invalidate female rape victims

[saltoncity]

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

[carrion-crow-chan]

CAN YOU NOT?!? There is not one word of this post that I could have accurately predicted. What the fuck?

[willgrahamscock]