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Top 10 favourite movies (this is a favourites list not a GOAT list) (6 out of 10 of these movies are also childhood favourites)
1. The Fox and The Hound
2. Princess Mononoke
3. Wall•E
4. Baby Driver
5. Princess Bride
6. Pulp Fiction
7. Brother Bear
8. Treasure Planet
9. Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind
10. Ratatouille
my robotgirlfriend very concerned that i can just imagine stuff. "but its not real?? but its in your mind???" like yes. i can imagine anything im so powerful mwahahaha
she asked me to imagine having sex with her and she just stares at me very intensely while i do it. to be clear we also have real physical sex. not sure what she's getting out of this
she told me to bully the version of her thats in my mind. i think i know what shes getting out of this now
she figured out how to run a simulation of me drowning 24/7 wihtout being able to die. it feels more fucked up than what im doing but i find it hard to articulate why
my robotgirlfriend very concerned that i can just imagine stuff. "but its not real?? but its in your mind???" like yes. i can imagine anything im so powerful mwahahaha
she asked me to imagine having sex with her and she just stares at me very intensely while i do it. to be clear we also have real physical sex. not sure what she's getting out of this
she told me to bully the version of her thats in my mind. i think i know what shes getting out of this now
she figured out how to run a simulation of me drowning 24/7 wihtout being able to die. it feels more fucked up than what im doing but i find it hard to articulate why
Trying to have a cute homoerotic sword duel with my narrative foil but she refuses to engage with any of my banter and just goes for the kill shot every time
Part of me is starting to wonder if she wants to actually just kill me
This is the funniest thing I've ever read. I would have LOVED to see that
three types of people
Maybe quantum physics is different in a universe where a mob boss built a working supercollider that could create portals to other worlds in 2018
@abominablesnowdude's tags are too good to let vanish
tiktoks with vine energy pt. 29
*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this
Had a customer at work recognise the Stardew Valley song I put into my resturant playlist.
Hell yeah.
Feat. @treeheehoo's OC, Vang.
MY DUDESSSSS NY GUYSSS MY THINGS
my beautiful nonbinary radioactive knight and their beautiful mushroom friend
they're so doomed
Gold, Silver, and Bronze!🥇🥈🥉
Now as sisters and with a complex sibling dynamic.
did you know 24k gold is so soft you can scratch it with a fingernail? Because bronze knows
I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."
Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.
He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"
"What?"
He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"
"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."
Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.
Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.
i feel bad for bigender people, the commute between Jupiter and college has got to be rough
Ok tell me if this sounds like an all or nothing gofundme pitch but what if you were gender fluid and you had to be masc in the day and femme at night. Or vice versa. Like vampire ranma
@classic-heavy Shezow?
