Raccoon Lawyers

he/they/it because i'll never be him (and neos check my pinned post) I love my husband @buckysrightarm1 Pfp from the lovely amazing @canashjustdiealready addicted to this hellsite

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woahahahaouwhhewwww an intro post

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I try to tag things - if there's somethi g you want to avoid, block the tags (listed towards the bottom)

I am a MINOR

team comedy this year vv (credit to @ kay8k for this top comedy header)

PRONOUNS (without preference) [pt: pronouns /end pt]

-> he/him/his -> they/them/their/theirs -> it/it’s -> þei (pronounced ‘they’)/þeim ('them')/þeir ('their') /þeir's ('theirs')

PERSONAL INFORMATION [pt: personal information /end pt]

I go by Mars or Solar/Solaris (sorry I know it’s confusing) irl and online, or you can call me raccoon or any nicknames

I'm a minor (woaw) so you know. don't be a pedophile but you can still chill on my blog.

poly (?) pan aro-ace spectrum. Maybe

In a qpr (this does mean taken for me) hi bucky. Hiiiii hello hiiiiii

hi mootieessssss love you guys. i'm not going to tag y'all unless you want that but you get the idea

BLOG RULES (?) [pt: blog rules (?) /end pt]

literally just don't be an ass. i'll block you. other than that everyone is welcome (if you hurt my moots i will hunt you down and you will experience firsthand what a slow death feels like)

THINGS I LIKE [pt: things i like /end pt]

Project Hail Mary, Hell Followed With Us, Mindless Self Indulgence, Green Day, Bones, Body Horror, Fish, Women, Birds, Bugs, Bees, Teeth, Hollow Knight, Baba is You, The Binding of Issac, THE LOST BOYS THE MUSICAL THE LOST BOYS THE LOST BOYS THE LOST BOYS THE LO. and my partner hii bucky hiiiiiii hellooo

TAGS: [pt: tags /end pt]

#raccoon arts - art and projects

Previously #mammal sadness, now #raccoon vents - vents, feel free to block. most of the time its just because i forgot to take my meds

#raccoon with headphones - listening to music. Aaaaaa

#husband tag - @/buckysrightarm1 hiiiiii hi buckyyyyy hiiiii

#cloud gobbler - @/fayonette hello twin!!!!! Clouds 👍

#my wonderfully written masterpiece - the long-term game project i'm working on

#kibby in the house - cat updates

Tags to block if you want: tw food, tw suggestive, tw explicit, tw partial nudity, tw artistic nudity, tw disordered eating, tw sui mention, tw self destructive behaviors (there may be more depending on the situation)

ART [pt: art /end pt]

And userboxes because I like these silly guys

okay thank you

Artfight user is RaccoonLawyers

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meeting with bottlerocket!!!! I'll update and post pictures if it goes well

She is a bit feral apparently

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someone adopted moe already 😔😔😔😔 it's been a fucking hour

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five notes away from 7k on my period post what should I do to celebrate

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Me when I’m such good friends with it I go to help clean his room

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not the first time

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Number two or three methinks

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i have a lot of pothos plants and they are, in fact, fairly toxic to cats so I'm gonna have to put those out of reach

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Me when I’m such good friends with it I go to help clean his room

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not the first time

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truce with the cat I will not relapse while she is in my house

This extends probably until I move out

👍 yayyyyayayy

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spilled my mother's coffee in the airport and I feel so incredibly bad

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this is Moe

She's orange and three months old and only has one eye and she is wonderful

We are going this afternoon to inquire about her

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May i inquire your artfight user? I wish to attack thee but i cant find your profile :(

its RaccoonLawyers :))) also at the bottom of my intro post /lh

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Bubble man and sunsets

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[mothlily78]

You already know

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moths :3

[autisimyfoxerronii]

Mothy :3

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in the crazy bathroom line while I wait for the crazy coffee line

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#Make Racists Scared Again 2026

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Share if you want people to know they should be scared to be racist around you 👊🏾

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i dont care about FASHION i dont follow TRENDS, i dont build OUTFITS, i wear clothes i LIKE and if it looks shit i KILL MYSELF

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[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'JK Rowling posted upskirt photos of a woman on Twitter' to Cas 'I love you'. /End ID]

No one doing this should be allowed to call themselves a feminist.

JK Rowling deadnamed and posted 'upskirt' photo of trans woman on X

The wealthy author escalated a social media spat that resulted in posting a photo from a 2023 event at the Institute of Economic Affairs in

[solarishashernoseinabook]

Let's not beat around the bush: Children's author JK Rowling sexually harassed someone. In some jurisdictions, this would count as sexual abuse. JK Rowling has committed a sex crime against a woman and fell back on the old rape apologist standby of "she was asking for it".

I hope your nostalgia is worth it