Rotting Meat Goddess (pending)

23, Aspiring to create and become just a big horrifying meat pile. In the meantime I am A horse

[fruitbattery]

HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION POLL

You’re at a live, sit-down theater performance. You are informed of the possibility of actors/performers interacting with you during the performance. How does this make you feel?

I am foaming at the mouth hoping they pick me. I will do whatever they want

I am excited for this to happen

They can talk with me, but please don’t be super extra or bring me on stage

I’m happy to watch this happen to other people, thanks

I’m so uncomfortable that I don’t even want to watch this happen to others

I’m not likely to ever be at such an event

See results

Voting ended onAug 13, 2025

[throathole]

Every single woman should have hairy ass armpits and they should always wear tank tops and show it off at every convenience

[throathole]

[oakdll]

way ahead of you buddy

[comrade-ashenov]

[joosiebamboosie]

I cheaply altered it for all the top cat/bottom pup-couples, hope @comrade-ashenov doesn't mind >.<

[comrade-ashenov]

This is great and it is quite accurate to the way my relationship works too!

My wife is quite puppylike, I'm quite catlike.

Thanks for the edit!

[awsomecutecats]

At the vet’s office

[catastrophe-noir-deactivated202]

someone copy pasted he

[petrichormeraki]

have you or a loved one been diagnosed with asshole? you may be entitled

[petrichormeraki]

i forgot what i was saying mid sentence but this may actually be the best joke ive ever made

[theweirdwideweb]

[nonbinannytranny]

why the fuck did my stupid high brain think the spoons were slugs

[nonbinannytranny]

oh my god wait theres a dolphin

[generouskittendragon]

Cheetah cub - Wildlife

[picsthatmakeyougotsuchinokoreal]

DONT LET PEOPLE ON TUMBLR MAKE YOU THINK THAT:

tsuchinoko not real

tsuchinoko “just a fat snake”

its okay EAT tsuchinoko (it’s REALLY NOT)

its okay Capture tsuchinoko

[hatie]

[terminallyvulpine]

my dishes! ;-;

[littlegrnghoul]

[firbolgonmain]

Shoutout to everyone jacking off on july 4th, death to america

[firbolgonmain]

Funniest response to my post, everyone else can go home

[stroebe2]

[strangeweaver]

as per my roommates request i have crucified chars zaku in our apartment hallway

[edgedancing-queen]

Mmmmmmm macaromi and chees

[ratliker1917]

The concept of "spyware" has disappeared from the common internet lingo after it became the case that the word could now be used to describe nearly every major website and a huge percentage of the most commonly-used software.

[mommybard]

In fantasy and sci fi, there'll often be some flavor of warrior culture. Usually having a huge focus on honor and some philosophy about how you can talk not through words but by dueling someone. To the point that when one of these pops ups in stories, it's seen as no issue.

BUT WHEN I WANT TO ADD A LEWD CULTURE WHO KNOW YOU CAN TALK VIA SLAMMING A CUTIE ONTO AN OVERSIZED COCK AND REARRANGING THEIR ORGANS, SUDDENLY IM THE PERVERT.

Smh no room for creativity anymore