It be like that sometimes

and sometimes, it be like that

[thursday]

having only one earphone that works is worse than having no earphones at all

[tastefullyoffensive]

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Yellow belt vs. Black belt

[scientificphilosopher]

This show is a treasure. It’s a beautiful mix of absurdity and depth. 

[gyarados]

You’re welcome

[lady-gorthaur]

This is the most useful thing I’ve ever reblogged.

[danwasonfireonce]

i used to think when people said my cousin twice removed that their cousin must’ve did some fucked up shit to get kicked out of the family twice

[hopejudith]

Your basically lying if this wasn’t a highlight of your summer growing up

[2skool4kool-deactivated20140814]

[krysteanuh]

Inspiring Pokemon quotes.

[xueyangapologist]

i envy people who have dreams with clear rational plots like “i was on my favourite tv show for a day” my dreams are like i’m in a diner and i’m pregnant. i leave the diner and i’m in a forest watching the pregnant woman who is no longer me. she turns around and now we’re in a jeep and she’s my dad. we’re listening to music which is somehow numbers. he asks if i remember the time we went to pakistan and i say yeah because i do. i wake up and remember i’ve never been to pakistan in my life.

[cockyhorror]

do you dream in old spice ads

[animentality]

I would slap my 15-year old self across the face and 15-year-old-me would probably understand.

[animentality]

If my thirty year old self came to slap me across the face right now I would understand

[carrrrrrl]

I would beat my own ass

[mountaindewftw]

Rumor: Two New Game Fuel Flavors to Release in 2017

The image above has surfaced online, apparently leaking the existence of two brand-new flavors in the Mountain Dew Game Fuel line: Arctic Burst and Tropical Smash. The labels on these new flavors seem to indicate that they will promote the release of an upcoming video game (as is standard for Game Fuel flavors), with this year’s featured game being Middle-earth: Shadow of War. If this image is in-fact legitimate, these flavors would see a release around the time of Shadow of War’s release (August 22, 2017), possibly a few weeks sooner.

What is perhaps most interesting about this image is that the original red Citrus-Cherry flavor is totally absent. Game Fuel Citrus-Cherry has returned for every video game promotion in Mountain Dew’s history since debuting solo in 2007 to promote Halo 3. All Game Fuel events since then have brought Citrus-Cherry Game Fuel back to shelves alongside a totally new flavor. That would me that this year’s promotion would be the first time two new Game Fuel flavors would be released at the same time without the original flavor.

Stay tuned to MountainDewFTW, where we will be reporting on this and more DEW News.

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

sorry but is this a mountain dew fan blog? not like a sponsored thing just a person whos legitimately jazzed about mountain dew

[mountaindewftw]

@starlight-lilith No need to be sorry! There are fandoms for all sorts of things online, and Tumblr is especially concentrated in its users blogging about their favorite shows, musicians, and yes, even soda brands! I started this DEW fanblog back in 2011 and it’s been sort of a hobby of mine to run it. You’d be amazed at how “jazzed” folks get about their favorite flavor returning after a long time, or a new promotion announced, etc.! Surely mountaindewftw is not the strangest thing you’ve seen on tumblr. Probably not even the strangest thing you’ve seen on tumblr this week!

[acoolguy]

i will protect you until i die mountaindewftw

[depressionmeal]

Depression meal 639

family size bag of tortilla chips at a slow but constant rate over a 12 hour period

[cockbarff-deactivated20150220]

[cannibalsuxx-deactivated2018080]

is she about to get shot in the head jfc

[silverhawk]

this is the best wikihow article ive ever seen and if u excuse me im going to host a warrior cats themed birthday party

[katswenski]

[starwarsgraphictee]

WOW. Lmao

[chaston96]

All of that bullshit for this one gif are you kidding me

[pizzaotter]

[godshideouscreation]

If you think about me you have to tell me, that’s the rule.

[the-real-eye-to-see]

Because women need years and years to gain at least some acceptance

[carrrrrrl]

each generation of jedi is progressively less prepared for their first duel

Anakin: I have had years of training from the Jedi Order

Luke: I trained... for like 3 days with an out-of-practice old dude

Rey: What's this fuckin glowstick lol