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zsu / 18 / europe eyeliner = power

[carrybean-blog]

anyone ever: It's getting hot in here.

my brain: ......so take off all your clothes ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

me: wtf why??? still? what year is it??????

[sandandglass]

[choochofcolor]

me when i’m arguing with someone: look my memory is shit but looking at these vague statistics buried in my brain i can promise you you are wrong

[weekndupdate-deactivated2016110]

no glasses who dis

[carrybean-blog]

me: *does something stupid* gdo fukcign that was so embarrassing i hope no one knows i did that

me: *texts all my friends* hey do u wanna hear about this stupid thing i just did

[havingmorefunthanyou]

[havilah-gold]

Scott ain’t ever lied.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

therapist: are you ever worried that- me: Yes

[carrybean-blog]

Introvert: please don't talk to me dirty extrovert

Extrovert: [screaming like a chimp and throwing own faeces]

Introvert: I want to read Hemingway in peace!!

Extrovert: [smears shit across the wall shrieking]

[kovvic]

[grindrlulz]

[zaynmalif]

[morefunthanb4]

[itseasytoremember]

my favourite thing about big dogs is when you push ‘em over they’re just like 

“oh i’m lying down now! someone might scratch my stomach!!! i might nap!! endless possibilities!!!’

[mizshylock-deactivated20151216]

Whereas you push little dogs over and they’re all like “Vengeance! Death before dishonor!”

[gifsboom]

[vacuumssuck]

i’m so jealous of people who can play piano because you can show off your skills so subtly, like, oh there’s a piano here i’ll tap out a fun song. but with any other instrument it’s like HERE I’LL JUST WHIP OUT MY VIOLA or GOOD THING I BROUGHT MY FRENCH HORN HERE WITH ME 

[mttbellamy]

IVE BEEN CARRYING THIS UPRIGHT BASS AROUND FOR JUST THIS MOMENT

[bosshuton]

Seeing your friend’s art on your dash like

[idiotsonfb]

“Well hello there!”