snap out of it.

"if time was money, we'd be worth a fortune."

[carter--evans]

Halloween stopped being fun once I turned fourteen. Now, instead of dressing up and asking for candy, I get to sit around in my room and worry about all of the stuff I have to do. I wish it were socially acceptable to trick-or-treat at my age.

[babustyles]

x

[easterbunny-jozet]

Yes, it does. Not always! Just…sometimes..more often than not. Hmmm..fine, I’ll accept it this time. Okay, yeah, true, but sometimes guys wanna experiment. I think you two should experiment on each other. 

[carter--evans]

No, it doesn't. Come on, just admit to it. You have a rather fifthly mind, Easter. How gross. I can't speak for Chris, but I'm definitely not bicurious. Besides, I wouldn't want to experiment anything with him. You're the one that wanted to, remember? 

[the-christopherwoods-blog]

Yeah, I’m kind of surprised, too. Your guessing game is usually so on point. I never notice that I do that. Maybe it’s just a habit I could never completely get rid of. Oh, dude, c’mon! That would be so embarrassing! I don’t think I’d have sex ever again if that’s what I shouted in bed. Fuck, I probably wouldn’t be able to face the girl afterwards either.

[carter--evans]

If I were to guess, I probably would've assumed you'd be with Serena or something. Probably not. I'm sure I always find a way to relate a topic to a thing I really like, too, so don't feel bad. I think people do that often. Oh, plase. You know you'd have sex again. That'd be hilarious if you did, honestly. I wouldn't be shocked. 

[ethan-abrahms]

Yeah, man, this weekend works for me. How about on, uh, Saturday?

[carter--evans]

Saturday is fine. I'll text you, or you could text me, or whatever. We'll figure it out.

[ava-dotson]

I’m not going to lie. Kind of dumb. 

[carter--evans]

You shouldn't feel that way, though! Yeah, you were wrong, but what you were wrong about isn't a bad thing. The realization was sort of a self esteem booster, don't you think?

[fredtheredheadricks-blog]

"Holy fuck. I look sexy as hell in this beanie. This calls for a blessed mefie."

[carter--evans]

What's a mefie? Is that like a selfie? 

[the-christopherwoods-blog]

Pretty much, yeah. Dude, I’m not going to bring up basketball when I’m about to have sex. I’m not that much of a dumbass. You’d think I’m so obsessed with basketball that if I came, I’d shout ‘ball is life’ instead of her name or something. Damn, could you imagine how shitty that would be? [He laughs] Don’t worry, I don’t think I know what I’m saying anymore either.

[carter--evans]

I'm surprised it took me this long to find out she was the girl you've been talking about. I don't know, you seem to bring up basketball whenever you can no matter the situation. Oh, my god. If you did, and I found out about it, I'd never let that go. I can totally see you doing something like that.

[ethan-abrahms]

I’ll need time to find the perfect fit, anyways, so it works out. Me and you chilling sounds like a get together to me, doesn’t it? Ah, man, I don’t know. I don’t have a job right now so I’m pretty much available whenever I’m not in class. 

[carter--evans]

Right. You'll have enough time to have it tailored and everything. Sounds like a get together to me, yeah. We should do it sometime this upcoming weekend when neither of us have to worry about school the next morning. 

[ava-dotson]

I don’t know. I thought I kind of was, but apparently I was wrong.

[carter--evans]

Well, how does it feel to be wrong about yourself? 

[the-christopherwoods-blog]

Thanks, bro! I don’t know yet. Maybe I’ll end up with Serenity at the end of the night, but we’ll see what happens. Yeah, yeah, whatever. I’ll keep myself in check.

[carter--evans]

Serenity? That's the girl you've been--for a lack of better words--fucking? Christ. Please remember to not go on about it. I know you can get carried away sometimes. If it puts me to sleep, it could surely do the same to her. But, then again, you know her better than I do. I don't even know what I'm saying anymore. 

[ava-dotson]

Because I am. I didn’t even know that people knew my name.

[carter--evans]

Of course people know who you are. You're not invisible, Ava. 

[ethan-abrahms]

I should go tux shopping as soon as possible, then. On occasion? Would you consider hanging out with me—your fellow bro—an occasion? Listen, I can just get a six pack or whatever and we can chill at that place that I mentioned before.

[carter--evans]

You have a while to browse. By occasion, I mean parties or other types of get togethers. Saying 'occasion' makes me sound like I have more control over myself, I think. But, yeah; I'd be down for that. Just name the time.

[ava-dotson]

Wait, did they just say my name? For princess? No. That has to be wrong, right? That’s wrong. But did they? I’m so confused.

[carter--evans]

How come you seem so shocked? 

[the-christopherwoods-blog]

King Christopher Woods has a nice ring to it. Hm, what’s my first order of business? I think I’ll go with making basketball a mandatory priority in everybody’s life. You’re welcome.

[carter--evans]

Congratulations on winning! Are you going to ride solo or are you going to choose a nice girl to share the evening with? If you do, just make sure you don't bring up basketball too much. 

[ethan-abrahms]

Sweet! I better be a groomsman. Any excuse to wear a tux and I’m down. Oh, alright, that’s fine. Do you drink? You’ve always been kind of straightedge, huh? 

[carter--evans]

If Chris agrees, then you can definitely be one. I do like having a few drinks on occasion, yeah. I suppose you could say that. I've never really been much of a rebel or anything. 

[easterbunny-jozet]

Eccentric sounds kind of sexual, though, don’t you think? Still not seeing how you calling my name weird as a compliment seeing as you’re always so mean to be, but okay. I’m not gross, I’m hopeful.

[carter--evans]

No, it doesn't. Your mind always seems to wander to sex. I pinky swear that I'm not trying to be mean to you this time. Chris is, like, the epitome of a straight white boy.