Lost at sea

skye. australia. good thoughts, good words, good deeds.

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[rylandgraces]

Project Hail Mary — 2026, dir. Phil Lord & Chris Miller

[ryebreadedd]

im a protected species you fucking asshole

[redstonedust]

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

[your-void-senpai]

[mindflamer]

original by clairetablizo

[whereareyourightnow]

[excitementshewrote]

[dogpuppy]

[fairycosmos]

theyre saying you have to go to work again tomorrow even though you just went today

[tldrgender]

I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me

[shrugsinchinese]

Let’s pray

[stuckinapril]

life is so hard when you’re a very lazy girl by nature but you also want to do a lot of things in your one wild and precious life

[aqueerkettleofish]

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

[crow-caller]

as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.

[ncutii-gatwa]

NCUTI GATWA for Saturday Night Live UK