[garmonbozine-deactivated2021100]

I have reached yet more profound conclusions on my walks. Would blow your mind . None of your business what it is

[carterbaizenhateblog]

i’ve accepted that my life is just having a headache and going to sleep because of it

[carterbaizenhateblog]

Later tonight I can be found outside trying to catch the meteor shower

[karpie-diem]

I swear to god I just heard the Xbox achievement unlocked sound even tho I’m alone in my house and don’t own a fucking Xbox what the fucj

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[wtnvgenerator]

cute gender-neutral things to call your significant other: [REDACTED]

[upamilion]

do not disturb isn’t just a phone setting, i rly b living my life like that. leave my ass alone.

[carterbaizenhateblog]

my new path in life is to be the grumpy old man who sucks at technology and has to have his wife tell him what to do so he can promote his new movie. 

[beautifyings]

I hate when people call randomly… like if you’re not the love of my life or my mother, please text to schedule an appointment first.

[sebastiansource]

@savewithstories “I Love You to the Moon and Back” - read by @imsebastianstan

[lilmamabeyellin]

you ever had to say “I told you so” to yourself….?

[burndownhollywood]

me taking another pointless personality quiz to find out what type of moss i am: oh the audience in my head is gonna love this

[rabbittongue]

someone take me out to a field at dusk and release me

[carterbaizenhateblog]

my allergies are acting up so i sneezed and scared a baby awake and no one is happy about it. 

[wlw]

anyone else feeling like what the fuck

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[thesassyducks]

The golden goose.

[carterbaizenhateblog]

i lost a staring contest with the dog  so thats where i’m at today