Gender? I Hardly Know Her!

What up I’m Morgan, 28, and I never fuckin learned how to cope

[okdegen]

And then I reblogged every post I saw. Like a whore.

[walk-up-songs]

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

[karpie-diem]

I had a customer, elbow deep in the bags of chocolate chips, turn and ask “do you know where the chocolate chips are? You know, the normal ones?” And I deadass did not know what to say to her.

Say what you will about the Gen Z stare, but I dare you to quickly come up with a response that wouldn’t piss her off.

[willgrahamscock]

[theebbestboy]

[a-sentient-cup]

[virtualgirladvance]

[karpie-diem]

Every time I eat prebiotic foods I imagine I’m sprinkling food into a terrarium. Eat up little guys

[karpie-diem]

Ibuprofen my beloved

[whoslilafanart]

source

[jerreeeeeee]

the way i understand the difference between blorbo and The Character is that blorbo activities are 1. fun and 2. voluntary. when youre rotating blorbo in your mind you’re playing with your tuoys. but when The Character has got ahold of you then you are a tortured artist being plagued by visions

[slingerapen]

cats know keyboard shortcuts even microsoft doesnt know about

[karpie-diem]

A kid came into the store today and, directly outside of the room of my department, shouted “chicken jockey” with what seemed like no prompting whatsoever. This of course immediately dealt an unquantifiable amount of psychic damage, obliterating me instantaneously on a molecular level.

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[fern-lover]

You forgot to mention how funny the gif version of this is

[lumsel]

hey i saw in your bio that you're nb, can you tell me which slurs a transphobe might call you if they wanted to bash your head in? i need to know if i should treat you as transfem lite or ciswoman lite

[mx-macintosh]

[bunnymedley]

i hope my leitmotif plays while you're jerking off

[talesfromaurea]

I'd much rather see one thousand "graphic design is my passion" canva book covers and scribbly ms paint covers and poorly scanned colored pencil covers than a single AI generated book cover

[karpie-diem]

A long term relationship means being okay with it when your boyfriend starts playing a megalovania remix almost immediately after sex

[willgrahamscock]

⚠︎ ! your body has kept the score.

[willgrahamscock]

⚠︎ ! hospital ⚠︎ !

[ooppo]

Trump is dead this and Trump is dead that. The obvious answer for Trump's sudden disappearance is that Trump has gone into his very first heat and the Whitehouse is trying to cover up that he's an Omega

[decaffeinatedchump]

Adding this to the lore