Carter 2.0

28. Ace. Tired and uninterested.

[calware]

[thiswillbethelastofme-deactivat]

cute date idea: you come over and i keep you

[art-of-mathematics]

If you know you know.

... Extrapolating from incomplete data be like...

[amayikes]

This reply deserves to be in its own reblog lmao

[thecollectibles]

Walking with Dogs, Cats, Flowers by Kyoung Hwan Kim

[thedankmemes]

[sdzoo]

The greatest story ever told. 

Video by Ryoko Chonan

[as-i-watch]

You know when your dog has something on their mouth that they're not supposed to?

[theroguescientist]

[sunshinegalxx]

you got two hands i got two boobs

the math is mathin

[blackwatergypsy]

I need a new tattoo, an orgasm, and a good nights sleep.

[floofkvist]

local tallmen siblings torment elf with internet show quotes, more at eleven

[securityunit-ese]

Cries for Senshi

Remembers and cries harder

[depsidase]

[pocketss]

mmm soob

[whitepeopletwitter]

[superheroes-or-whatever]

The house party by Gabriel Picolo

[c-53]

I completely flooded the back of house today and everyone failed to react like a human. The person who noticed tried to alert me by standing directly behind me, pointing at the floor, and going ‘water’. And when I turned and looked, all I could muster was ‘oh thats cool.’ Really calmly.

And then my manager darted for the mop bucket like CAN YOU TWO DO SOMETHJNG PLEASE STOP JUST WATCHING IT

[pseudocyan]

literally this