Bisexual Disaster

What up I'm Callum I'm a dumb bitch | he/him | 25 | Scottish

[piratedragqueen]

can someone give me $100,000 I won't pay you back

[yesterdaysprint]

The San Francisco Examiner, California, February 25, 1935

[flaneuriste]

Sometimes I think humankind hasn’t changed at all. 

[drcrowdpleaser]

WHAT IS “DOES”?

[catchymemes]

[andrewgarfieldcunt-deactivated2]

babygirl you won't believe the amount of popular things i don't know

[sukimas]

my career advice isn't "do what you love" it's "do what will give you the most money without making you want to kill yourself"

[kleefkruid]

cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally

[sovietnam]

[nettlepit]

no rizz. just big bambi eyes and many unsettling things to say.

[tekel2001]

No rizz just brown dead eyes and violent thoughts

[unrelenting-usurper]

Sign at my local movie theater that feels like a desperate warning

[gauntletqueen]

Eggman's security system during a break-in

[thenyanguardparty]

usamericans do really love making posts about parking lots. i met god in a parking lot. fighting my ex in a parking lot. it's like their main biome

[couchtaro]

Made a discord sticker for study dates with my friend! Feel free to use it (noncommercially of course)

[indigosfindings]

mobile games taught me that women are always freezing in cold houses

[memewhore]

[wiionme]

[sourcreammachine]

apparently it’s early-stage cancer

day officially ruined :(

[shloomperton]

[rothko]

its so fucked up how difficult it is to move to another country you shouldn’t need a reason or anything you should be able to show up at the border and be like “the vibes were off back home” and they should let you in

[nyaa]

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

How people befriend me