[cartmanisgod]

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i would like to bring this blog back. quick, ask me questions about the almighty eric cartman, and i will relay the message of our god

[cartmanisgod]

Stop using fucking antisemitic slurs you fucking shitnugget.

what the fuck does that word even mean you big nosed jewish cunt face

[cartmanisgod]

nononono. no. nonono. like. there is such a huge difference between imitating a character's offensive behaviors and liking them despite their dickish racism. fuck y'all

wot

i love cartman because i am him bitch

i acted like cartman before i even watched the show so calm down

your judaism will not RULE OVER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cartmanisgod]

bruh i just wanted to avoid annoying people who hate on my favorite character. i didn't come here for this

oy vey

i love cartman more than anyone i know, and your jewishness is confusing me im sorry

[cartmanisgod]

i'm here to be accepted son, i'm here to let people know i will pound cartmans ass so hard with my massive Hebrew National Wiener

r u a fucking kyke here to steal all my sheckles

oy vey please send me a picture of how big your nose is

[cartmanisgod]

im going to lick cartman all over his soft naked body as he puts on a flamboyant feminine outfit

ok thats cool

[cartmanisgod]

is this blog actually a joke run by style-elitist assholes or do yall legit like cartman and understand that he's a fucking (sexy) nine year old cartoon character whose actions shouldn't be copied but it's ok to like him

its like some of both but i honest to god have an attraction to cartman that i can't explain. fuck i love him more than my life. why shouldnt his actions be copied tho i dont get it

[cartmanisgod]

i am sexually attracted to cartman. please protect me

i am too

did you wanna dress up as eric with me and then we could maybe make love? just wondering

[runmonsterun-blog]

Just cause we hate our friends doesn’t mean we won’t fight for ‘em

[gentlemanhoneyfarmer]

[cartmanisgod]

i think im 2 old for u. im so sorry it had 2 end like this

aw man :( its way past my bedtime though so i guess this is goodnight.

'till we ask again, my fated sister planet...

[cartmanisgod]

i dunno if you should be datin anyone if u need ya parents consent first

what im already 13 i think im old enough to date lol

[cartmanisgod]

im always dtf

nice B) but my parents don't let me date anyone who doesn't believe in cartman

[cartmanisgod]

your pussy too dry to be ridin my dick like this hop off

is this a challenge cuz im like 100% dtf i like ur feisty attitude

[cartmanisgod]

damn u a fake ass ho :\\\\

literally i am going to put my dick up your butt except it will be my fist and your face

[cartmanisgod]

i don't think you understand the law at all dude. i don't think you truly love Eric enough to recognize his flaws. you are a fake fan. cannot believe this

a fake fan are you fucking serious

yes i understand what he did was wrong

i also understand that he is FUCKING 9 YEARS OLD he doesnt know what hes doing did you read anything in my last answer i gave the entire fucking scientific speech behind what is wrong

would you blame a child for playing with a gun and pointing it at an adult? they don't understand the harm! you have to teach them the harm that it does. cartman wasn't taught this

[reentea42]

little fat ass <33