'She's British'

21, Lesbian. Mostly aesthetic, Some fandom and LGBT posts.

[valtsv]

writers love to portray immortal characters experiencing time differently as something sad or frightening but what they don’t seem to have realized is that the comedic potential is limitless and, in my humble opinion, extremely underutilized

[valtsv]

TIRED:

mortal: this sword is some of my very best work. it took me two whole years to forge.

immortal: only two years? bah! the craftsmanship that went into my blade is the result of over a century of labor. that pathetic little butter knife you carry is but a cheap imitation of what true investment and skill can produce.

WIRED:

mortal: this sword is some of my very best work. it took me two whole years to forge.

immortal: you forged an ENTIRE SWORD in only TWO YEARS?!?!?! holy shit dude.

[valtsv]

giving an immortal a year to complete a task is like setting them a five thousand word assignment with complete references and appendices due by the next morning

[pegsephone]

i think one of the reasons everyone keeps making stupid fucking posts about the London attack against the two women is because y’all forgot real life exists

y’all forgot that other people don’t care about the differences between lesbians and bi women. y’all were so busying arguing about monosexual privilege and het-passing/straight-adjacent or whatever the fuck privilege that you forgot we’re basically the same in the eyes of non-lgbt people

It wouldn’t have made a difference if both women had actually been lesbians. It wouldn’t have made a difference if both of the women had been bisexual. The reason behind the assault would have been the same: love between two women has been so fetishized and objectified that the men on the bus felt it was their right to force these women to play out their fantasy.

Lesbians and bi women alike suffer from attacks like this. Painting it as an attack against a specific label and not our community as a whole is not how we move on from this. It’s not how we grow.

“Bi women shouldn’t say xyz about this attack” “lesbians need to remember xyz”. Maybe you all need to take a step back and realize this isn’t weird online discourse. Enough.

[sweetmetaphors]

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: In Legally Blonde, Elle only gets accepted because she’s hot and sent a video, but she had a 4.0 and got a 179 (out of 180) on her LSATS. Sure, her major was in Fashion Merchandising but that’s a business major, and the fake school she was at was supposed to be UCLA so she had a business degree from a major college, probably went to a great high school, had a 4.0, and a 179 on the LSATS and at that point she would have been automatically accepted so why did they make it sound like she was such a bad risk? She even had leadership experience as president of a major chapter of what is apparently a huge sorority, since Delta Nus are shown as everything from cheerleaders to senators. Harvard should have been desperate to take her. She should have been able to get in if she turned in a cocktail napkin with her name written on it. So why make up the bullshit excuse of “multiculturalism” to justify letting in an extremely qualified and highly driven candidate just for laughs? Elle Woods deserved to go to Harvard and she earned that place with academic excellence and not by being hot.

[paper-mario-wiki]

sometimes i get the random urge to post “hi lesbians” because i cant shake the feeling that like 60% of my follower base is lesbian and i want to say hi to them

[mainflopgirl]

[petitcho]

[crylicakress]

i made some eevee themed drinks (:

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

the most fun thing about this site is that no matter what you post or who you follow you’re always like 2 degrees of separation from someone who hates your guts

[fakenasty]

actually sleeping with someone is so nice like waking up in the middle of the night and snuggling closer or lazily giving them a kiss or just feeling their arms around you squeeze slightly even though they’re in a deep sleep or handholding while you both are asleep ugh that’s that shit I like

[lesbian-thespians]

I feel like one strange advantage of being a lesbian/a woman who’s attracted to other women is that it puts my own body insecurities into perspective, because when I dislike something about my body I think “would I stop being attracted to a woman if she had stretch marks/acne/a little extra body fat etc.” and the answer is always no

[sunflowerseedsandscience]

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

[motherhela]

Pushing the reblog button harder

[dreamofhircine]

they should make more catgirls tbh

[ladygwyndolin]

and flood the market????? do you want to be responsible for catgirl inflation?????

[dreamofhircine]

I think catgirl inflation is already a thing on some sites.

[ladygwyndolin]

[glnger-ale-official]

i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me

[hey-im-anxiety-deactivated20190]

Op did you say it

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

did you say it op

[blackwoolncrown]

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

[squeezemetillipop]

People like this exist. Interesting.

[feliicityrampant]

this story has a part 2

[doctormemes]

THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[umbronydraws-deactivated2024050]

you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you bETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅

[sapamanders]

how much do i have to zoom in on a pic of my elbow before it gets flagged

[sapamanders]

never mind tumblr shot me on fucking sight

[the-bookshop]

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