Noah

i put the "bi" in "bitch" and "non binary" at the same time

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just witnessed someone try to rizz up my friend by literally saying "you're a vacation"

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12/12/12

i can still remember this day one decade ago, where i wrote the date as a little five year old, and thought to myself:

"hmm... this will never happen again"

and i just smiled

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was just wrapping presents with my mom and she said “alright who’s not gonna be offended by a face lift”

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captain barnacles edit that i made :) feel free to use wherever

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mia fey with humor me color palette

palette by @synapse-retrogenesis

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slayed

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i hear… the fucking bed… creaking upstairs… shoot me…

[ur-daily-inspiration]

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oh how I needed this

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just realized I’ve had this eyeliner on for over 30 hours straight

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CAPTAIN WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE

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my dad just compared my personality to a mullet

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im trying to become a knockoff version of one of my best friends by casually doing as they do and posting every fleeting thought i have on this god forsaken app

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just a friendly reminder that Wednesday Addams is more of a girlboss than you

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gramatically correct gen z be like: "u're"

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caaalifooornia giiirls we’re unforgetableee

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🅿

@decimals-built-different started it in my defense

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i lost the game