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Cosmic Funnies

titsay
i don't do bad sauce passes
Misplaced Lens Cap
Not today Justin
Sade Olutola

shark vs the universe
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Keni
AnasAbdin
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Janaina Medeiros

roma★

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Peter Solarz
Jules of Nature
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tag yourself!
i am, according to my sister, “the worst possible intersection of yaoi murder hands and end soon emoji”
are tag memes still a thing?? help i am old
Out of context quotes from me and my friends as TMA entities
The Eye
- "watch, watch, watch," *plays wrong note* "I can't do it when people are watching me!!"
- "Oh she's sweet but a psychic, a little bit psychic", "At night she screams BREXIT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN"
- "Hey, I have eyes!!"
The Corruption
- "I need to change you on the worm list"
- "Sharing is caring", "Not when it's about headlice!"
- "I have one and a half worms. It is undergoing mitosis", "Is it a mealworm or an earthworm?" "Or a tapeworm?" "It is a gummy worm."
- "There aren't many species in a harsh habitat", "In my room there's only wasps."
- *lying in a car park, stargazing* "We are the plague pit", "Plague pit corona victims of 2020 woooo!"
- "I want real live bees on my bed sheets."
The Flesh
- "I have human organs in my bag"
- "I have so many abs right now", "How many abs?", "How many abs are on your chest?", "Abs aren't on your chest!!!"
- "I've only lost 12 fingers"
- "I'm gonna poke you in the leg" *pokes me in the arm*
- "My shoulders are really comfy, apparently, because I don't have any bones."
- *grabbing me* "Your skellington is wet."
The Hunt
- *to marathon runners* "Run! They'll never catch you!"
- "If she grunts is that a good sign?", "Asking for a friend."
tma entities as shit the toddlers at the daycare I work at did:
(an incomplete list)
the lonely: after waking up from his nap the kid realized that he was the only one still at the daycare and just stood in a corner staring into space for a good 15 minutes (he only stopped when it was time for a snack)
the spiral: her idea of playing with the dolls was to take them out of their beds, wiggle them for a few seconds and then putting them back to bed. this went on for 1 hour. every day. for 2 weeks.
the slaughter: outside on the playground and suddenly you hear kids scream from the other side of the building and more and more kids start joining in and are they harmonizing??? you can't see them you just hear them scream
the eye: literally sleeping with his eyes open. snoring and all.
the stranger: just sometimes this little boy starts whispering stuff that partly just isnt words and just noise but in a very monotonous and constant stream. 10/10 uncanny
the desolation: I believe this kids only motivation to do anything is to either make a shitton of noise or just to destroy something. most of the time it's both.
the buried: this one little boy starting out as hating it every time his hands got slightly dirty and now he loves it so much that he sticks his hands as far into the mud and dirt as possible oh to carry said dirt around for the rest of garden time
the end: apparently they found a dead spider or ant (still not sure) amd individually came up to me to report first the amazing fact that they found it and then deadpan that it is in fact very dead. I dont know what it is about 7 toddlers coming up to you and tell you how 100% totally dead something is with a certainty of someone who hasnt even fully grasped the concept of death yet but it is something
TMA entities as weirdcore pictures i stole
buried
corruption
dark
desolation
end
extinction
eye
flesh
hunt
lonely
slaughter
spiral
stranger
vast
web
Every space is a liminal space if youre dissociative enough
Sigil of the Crossroads
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semi-conscious vibes
coming out of the theater after an enrapturing film
turning the last page of a good book that you finished in a single sitting
finishing a creative project that you toiled over for what feels like forever
getting into the car at the end of a trip to the water park or beach
riding the airplane on the way home from an eventful vacation
the still of the choir/band/sports bus when everyone gets sleepy on the way back from a successful performance
waking up from an impromptu cat-nap in the sunbathed afternoon
the way your house feels after a cherished visitor leaves to return to their own home
completing a long session of studying and taking personal notes
(feel free to add your own!)
Made some boba sweaters for ACNH! Mango, strawberry, matcha and blueberry. Pattern coming by request when I get the machine!
u ever wake up from a dream like “damn i guess i’m not coping with THAT as well as i thought i was”
Where’s your favorite place to buy dice?
Idk about favorites, ‘cause there are tons of great places - but I got my latest set from CriticalKit and defo wanna get some more from there in future as they have a bunch of really fun designs with confetti and glitter in them :D
I also have a mixed handful from CritIt UK from their ‘spirit of’ sets which have different animal themes - they also do carpentry and make some real nice looking dice boxes that I’ve had my eye on for ages lol
“My dearest beloved fuckos” is a fun, gender-neutral way to begin a speech.
See also: “Esteemed bastards”
“Gentlefolk, Ferals, and Domesticated Cryptids”
Just heard my brother shout over his gaming headset “AND WHO THE H-E-DOUBLE-FUCK ARE YOU”
I’d like to introduce everyone to my new theme song
This made me think of so many of the hhlr characters that I can’t possibly pin this to a single character
“sometimes brb stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so be careful.”
-beauregard
I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh...hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????
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