Lindsey Perez

cases, cracked; stomach, stabbed.

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special agent perez; let's get to business.

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hey! this is a roleplay account for lindsey perez from the saw franchise. if anything is { in these brackets }, that means it's ooc.

perez on this blog is a transfem lesbian because i said so....

general age rating is 14+ but if you care enough about saw to be looking at a saw rp account you're probably fine. i guess i don't mind suggestive asks but keep things on the tamer side and nothing like outright nsfw... i am but a minor...

i have a lot of non-saw interests so im down to chat about a lot, but one thing that will probably come up on this blog is my wide array of music obsessions. if i ever make a music reference here it probably doesn't mean perez listens to it....

ooc you can use any pronouns for me i don't really mind. i do have a main blog but im not gonna reveal it just yet!

unless specified, things on this blog will probably take place around saw III/IV

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let's waste time, chasing cars around our heads.

}

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Lindsey Perez turned 1 today!

LOOK WHAT I JUST GOT JUMPSCARED WITH. Hi saw fans

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hi

[c0nd0rs-1n-dre6ml6nd]

[hrnrgh not to bisexual post on side but lindsey Perez WHERE IS THE RP BLOG FOR HER HRNRGRHRRRGRGR]

[riggedtraps]

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I've been having a brat summer

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woke up from my 11 day nap

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is it a good idea to go to the police if you feel like you're being watched but you think it might just be anxiety. Should I try to get evidence first.

Evidence isn't needed, that's what we're here for. If you do have reason to suspect you're being watched, it's imperative to seek the help you require. Always go with your gut.

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"Detective Hoffman...

...surprise."

“ God damn it. What the hell do you want? ”

Hoffman is debating blowing his brains out in Perez’s front yard.

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"What, is it a crime to catch up with an old coworker?"

Perez wasn't stupid, and neither was Hoffman. Her words weren't innocently spoken, laced with something that was not so much mistrust than it was a general distaste.

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Hoffman frowned. He felt stiff and awkward in the presence of Lindsey, and he knew he looked it too. In all of the reconvenes he had shared with his old colleagues, he had never felt as self-conscious as he did now, just from a couple words spoken by Perez. He wanted to maintain some kind of control over the conversation.

“ You think I want to catch up with you? I was hoping you’d have dropped dead by now. Don’t talk down to me like I’m stupid. ” He spoke cooly, trying to rid himself of his own unease.

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"It takes a bit to knock me down, I guess."

She shrugged before flashing a sarcastic smile. Beyond what Hoffman meant to conceal, she could at the very least tell he was on some sort of edge. He was being standoffish, not in the sense that he normally was, but as a sort of defense. And so she continued.

"I figured you might need some supervision."

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“ I don’t need supervision, that’s ridiculous, ” Hoffman spat, feigning dominion. He wanted to rid her of the confidence she held over him. “ What makes you think you need to superintend me like I’m some fucking kid? ”

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"You just have that demeanor," she responded nonchalantly. It was unbelievably easy to rile him up in the blink of an eye, and all throughout she remained calm.

She, at first, wasn't exactly sure what her motivation was, other than her simple disdain for the detective. But she quickly figured that she wanted to get him irritated enough that he would do something rash and foolish, so that there would be more eyes on him and she could get more tabs on him. "It's nothing to be ashamed of."

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“ You’re insufferable. ”

Mark wanted to squeeze the life out of her. He would’ve wrapped his hands around her throat if he wasn’t hindered by the consequences. Something about her gave away her intentions, and he squeezed a fist around the open air as he held them to his sides.

“ I know what you want, you asshat, and you’re not getting it. You’re trying to get a rise out of me. ”

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"And who's to say it isn't working?"

She blinked, feigning innocence, though her words clearly indicated otherwise. She stared at Hoffman head on, almost challenging him through thin air. It was a simple game of volition; who would out-piss-off the other effectively?

[paw-dcast]

Hi this might seem out of the blue but you're young I think do you happen to know what the hell a "skibidi sigma" is

 ೃ⁀➷ ❜ Erm!!! You've gyatt to be rizzing me!!!! Just kidding, yeah I'll tell ya. Skibidi is just a word that's... Stupid. It's taken from some series called Skibidi toilet that's just some war between toilets with heads or something. As for Sigma... ❛

Thad laughs a bit, rolling her eyes playfully.

 ೃ⁀➷ ❜ I dunno how you're hearing all this, but a sigma is basically "the best," like a chad male, y'know? ❛

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"Oh, that makes sense."

She nods, finally being enlightened to Gen Z culture. Wait—

"WHAT IS 'RIZZING'????"

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{ hi guys i promise ill respond to posts and asks and stuff soon i have just been ill all weekend 🙁 await my return }

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do you ever investigate like stalking cases

Yes, actually! My focus has been on Jigsaw for a while now, but I have been assigned to stalking cases before. It was one of my first independent cases as a special agent, actually.

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Ur very pretty btw

Thank you. You anonymous people are a lot better than the ones I see visiting Lawrence. I appreciate that.

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Hi i wanted to say that you are incredibly beautiful a literal Angel! but more importantly i wanted to know what kind of music do you listen to!

Angel.... 😰... I saw an angel once...

Ahem. Thank you, though.

I like to think of my music taste as pretty varied. I like a lot of folk and rock. Folk rock, even. If I'm in the mood for a little treat.

Elliott Smith, Jeff Buckley, Fiona Apple, Nick Drake (not Drake the rapper he likes minors......), Phoebe Bridgers, etc.

I like that new lesbian girl. Chapped Road or something.

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haiii Lindsey!!!

Hello anonymous grey circle 😎

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{ mark hoffman and amanda young in dress to impress because my friend is an lgbtq and forced me to play this }

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"Detective Hoffman...

...surprise."

“ God damn it. What the hell do you want? ”

Hoffman is debating blowing his brains out in Perez’s front yard.

[casecracked]

"What, is it a crime to catch up with an old coworker?"

Perez wasn't stupid, and neither was Hoffman. Her words weren't innocently spoken, laced with something that was not so much mistrust than it was a general distaste.

[gushingveins]

Hoffman frowned. He felt stiff and awkward in the presence of Lindsey, and he knew he looked it too. In all of the reconvenes he had shared with his old colleagues, he had never felt as self-conscious as he did now, just from a couple words spoken by Perez. He wanted to maintain some kind of control over the conversation.

“ You think I want to catch up with you? I was hoping you’d have dropped dead by now. Don’t talk down to me like I’m stupid. ” He spoke cooly, trying to rid himself of his own unease.

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"It takes a bit to knock me down, I guess."

She shrugged before flashing a sarcastic smile. Beyond what Hoffman meant to conceal, she could at the very least tell he was on some sort of edge. He was being standoffish, not in the sense that he normally was, but as a sort of defense. And so she continued.

"I figured you might need some supervision."

[gushingveins]

“ I don’t need supervision, that’s ridiculous, ” Hoffman spat, feigning dominion. He wanted to rid her of the confidence she held over him. “ What makes you think you need to superintend me like I’m some fucking kid? ”

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"You just have that demeanor," she responded nonchalantly. It was unbelievably easy to rile him up in the blink of an eye, and all throughout she remained calm.

She, at first, wasn't exactly sure what her motivation was, other than her simple disdain for the detective. But she quickly figured that she wanted to get him irritated enough that he would do something rash and foolish, so that there would be more eyes on him and she could get more tabs on him. "It's nothing to be ashamed of."

[jigsawsfavorite]

Why are the girls fighting again? Fucking God...

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It's healthy for them, I think. That's their love language or something.

[jigsawsfavorite]

Maybe. I just don't want to hear Larry having a fucking meltdown in the warehouse again

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We should pool a Gordon therapy fund 😞

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I wish I had enough money to be able to do so lol

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Thats why we should do a fundraiser. Let the other people pay for it

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I guess you have a point. Especially since Larry has a really massive simps army lol

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He does? That's kind of scary.

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Yeah, he totally does. And theyre fucking wild. Im honestly scared

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They thirst for blood 😓

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What's even more scary is that i think they're not hungry just for blood 😰

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Do I want to know what else they're thirsty for 🙁