i should've been a pitbull or a honeybun

dove/peter•he/they/it•25

[pucikat-deactivated20200924]

i had a really fucked up dream omg

[my-notes-app-deactivated2020061]

p&f related?

[pucikat-deactivated20200924]

sorry but phineas and ferb were not in it.

[my-notes-app-deactivated2020061]

buford?

[pucikat-deactivated20200924]

no characters from phineas and ferb were there.

[aheathenconceivably]

thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

[syrenki]

possible career paths for me:

1. matching pearls in pairs for earrings

2. msn butterfly

that's it probably

[muppetshow2026]

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

[funstyle]

i hate to admit this but i think if i were in a bad mood and spongebob were around i wouldnt be able to navigate that situation with the patience or grace it demands. and i worry he would blame himself

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

Hey,.. if you were thinking about having sex today, I'm nonbinary fortnite.

[riphimopen]

Megan Thee Stallion Beavis and Butthead collectable diner placemat I saw in my dream

[3000s]

[imp]

[depsidase]

[badnightbrian]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[fruitsoftheape100]

Rinse Me, Brush Me, Pamper Me In My Chambers, And In The Wet & Dying Final Gasps Of Long Defiant Summer, As You Wash Me In The Porcelain Sink, Awake.

Awake To The Years Of Apple Sauce, Slammed Pea Mash, Porridge Pushed On A Sticky Spoon Between My Hateful Little Lips, Pouting Fur Clotted With Warm Milk

Awake To The Baleful Crying In The Night, My Urgent Howls Summoning You To My Cribb At The Witching Hour, Screaming, Red-Faced, For A Diaper Change

Awake To The Wind, The Breath Of The World Whistling Through The Cauterized Holes In Your Body Where I Stung You With My Stinger, The Holes That Squint Like Eyes In The Sun, The One Day A Month When We Leave My Room, To Visit The Ice Cream Parlour For A Clotted Cone Of Cream

Awake, Poppet, For Your Mind Is Your Own Once Again, A Spasm Of Consciousness, The Briefest Of Blinks, For In The Joy Of Bathing I Made A Mistake, A Lapse In Control, A Crack In The Window Of Opportunity: It Would Be The Easiest Thing In The World Right Now To

Drown Me

Drown Me

Drown Me

[chips1977]

SLUT WORLD IS UNDER ATTACK

[handycams]

[jamzbug]

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: The Coronation

[theonion]

With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arctic, sources reported Tuesday.

Sailors aboard the vessel confirmed that while Winfrey appeared ill and exhausted from continuous exposure to the harsh tundra, she nonetheless spent hour upon hour peering through a brass spyglass and scanning the desolate landscape for any sign of the grotesque TV personality and formerly licensed therapist. Despite the heavy winds and raging sea, the 71-year-old media entrepreneur reportedly urged the ship’s captain to press northward.

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