protect yourself with fire

i: @kimpimpam

[alisonzai]

[ryebreadgf]

i'm hotter than i think i am but i'm also uglier than i think i am. won't elaborate

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[nonlynear]

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[didderd-reblogs]

[utopians]

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

[bluestockingbaby]

[grac3yn]

eva stratt they could never make me hate you

[couchnapping]

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

[couchnapping]

it's the next thing

[genderkoolaid]

rewatching make a man out of you from mulan & with all due respect for the actual story of mulan itself. this song it REALLY does feel like something made in a lab for horny gay trans guys. like the erotic tension of this is incredible.

ohhhh no ive been forced to dress up like a boy and this hot ripped dude is making me do manual labor and bullying me into being a real man!!! im collasped on the ground and he's standing over me and glaring at me with his glistening muscles!!! and then im so motivated by him that i become the best sexiest strongest coolest man, better than all the cis guys around me, and the hot scary guy has a sexuality crisis because he has fallen madly in love with me!!!!!!!!! and i get to punch him in the face and he likes it

[genderkoolaid]

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[3000s]

im an adult man who lives a cuteness lifestyle

[twotheleft]

[segamascott]

[faun-buns]

colored this from last year 🙂‍↕️

[chicknwire]

I love tumblr more than IG bc IG feels like I’m posting looking for a job but on here it’s like I already lost the job and my wife and the house and I’m just sitting on the curb talking to myself

[schzunabe]

TRANSMASCS. GO OUTSIDE NOW!

[yellow-yarrow]