Tagged by: @maddymoreau (thank you for tagging me♡)
Last Song: Dead right now by Lil Nas X
Favorite Color: Burnt Orange, Mustard Yellow, and Avocado Green 🧡💛💚
Currently Watching: DBD YouTube videos
Currently Reading: Tender is the Flesh, just started reading it, no idea what I'm in for lmao
Current Obsession: a depressive episode earlier this week killed any hyperfixations I had other than my F/Os, waiting for them to come back now that it's passed lol
Last Google Search: "Welsh origin surnames" for one of my OCs who I gave a more proper surname bc the old one they had was cringe 😂
Currently working on: some more OC gacha drawings and some OC writing while I eat breakfast :-}
Thanks for the tag @glitchedgirly ! Cutting out the above reblogs because thread was already incredibly long. https://www.tumblr.com/glitchedgirly/813236812476776448/last-song-parachute-remix-originally-by-liel Also in a chatty enough mood to give long answers :3
Last song: Eight by Sleeping At Last. Relistening to their album Atlas: Enneagram quite often since my enneagram fixation has returned. Honestly I think Eight might be my favorite of the songs, followed closely by Two and Seven.
Favorite color: Cyan, as in any color and shade between blue and green. Teal, turquoise, sea foam, etc. Particularly fond of dark forest-y mostly-green-with-a-hint-of-blue.
Currently watching: The Expanse with a few friends. Coordinating when we're all free means I'm going through the series a little slower, but it is SO worth it for the discussions we dive into over such a well-crafted show with so many complexities and moral dilemmas to sink our teeth into.
Currently Reading: The Raven Cycle series with the friend who recommended me the series. Currently halfway through the fourth/last book, The Raven King. First time ever I'm not afraid of reaching the end of a series I love because I'm just as excited to reread them all again. (+be able to interact with the fandom w/out spoilers)
Current obsession: uhhh... idk? Kinda in a limbo between them? I've been bouncing between a lot of obsessions recently without really locking on to one in particular. Feels like being stressed is my baseline emotion nowadays, so how I spend my freetime is motivated more by avoidance rather than pursuit. I need better anxiety meds probably.
Last Search: "Is Stockholm Syndrome a real thing?" Looking for sources to back up my recollection of seeing something online debunking the myth. For those curious, the short answer is no. Weaponized Attachment is more worth looking into as a credible explanation for a victim developing a strong emotional bond with their abuser.
Currently working on: procrastinating everything. If I don't think about it, it can't hurt me!!! :) (←suffering) Also the WIP Sanders Sides analyses in my drafts have not been forgotten.
Ten Tags: @jellybluewig @hoybero @silviaflowers @quimbyalert @the-daisy-chain @mentalmeyers @spacetimeaccordionfolder @lastivkaa @eclipsen-smiles @five-red-feathers + open invitation to mutuals who see this!!! /genuine
Ooh thanks for the tag! (I love getting tagged in tag games but I'm so bad at actually doing them so I'm going to do this right now before I lose steam)
Last song: "Forever is a Long Time" by Avantasia! listening to my playlist for rotating Kayne having a bad time and also potential Kayne and The Manager interactions. And thinking about them having a bad time :)
Favorite color: Dark purple! also a golden yellow.
Currently watching: I've got two episodes left of Leverage and I keep not watching them out of "what do I do when I finish this I don't want it to be over"
Currently Reading: okay so nothing right now (BOOOOOOO) BUT!! I ordered several books the other day, including Project Hail Mary, Harrow The Ninth, Artificial Condition, and more. I'm probably going to read Project Hail Mary first, but I'm quite excited about them all.
Current obsession: Malevolent still. more sort of whump in general? Ensuring Arthur and or Kayne have a bad time, mainly.
Last Search: "black wings avantasia lyrics" I was thinking about the last lines of the chorus and Kayne in part 60. Normal thoughts there.
Currently working on: trying to decide if I draw or write right now. I've got several wips fic wise and many art ideas and am a little frozen on which one to work on. Plus there's needing to rework that one wip's outline, which I keep not doing and instead just listening to songs that relate to the fic a bit. So uh. I'll do something momentarily. After a snack. The something will probably involve Kayne or the manager torment.
no pressure tags (oh no it says I should tag 10 people UHHHHHHH): @moxijunk @particularly-eyed-individual @new-nintendo-2ds-xl @king-of-all-birds @banana-flavored-pringles @grayscale-sparks @somebodynew1guess-deactivated-20 (Note: guess, it's been a week since april fools. is the new name permanent? I miss the green icon.) @lostwords-found @you-can-be-what-you-want-to-be @clownfish-casino + whoever else might want to take part in this adventure
Last Song: ...I'm not actually sure. Perhaps Cloudless by AvidMC? Definitely one of his songs, and that one's my favorite of them.
Favorite Color: turquoise :D
Currently Watching: AvidMC's Misadventures S1
Currently Reading: Dead & Breakfast by Kat Gillis and Rosiee Thor (and Crime and Punishment, because I multitask books like an insane individual)
Current Obsession: Vampires SMP (with Aurora very close behind)
Last Google Search: "ao3" (unsurprising, haha)
Currently Working On: several fics (one TMA/PJO crossover, two VSMP, one TMA)
No-Pressure Tags: @wonderlostwanderfound @wilting-rain @george-karim @helloitsdusk @tayrn-everwood @verdantdrawzstories @featheredenby @mischievous-astronomer @justsomerandom35528 @severepapermentality + open tags (no pressure to respond if you don't want to!! Sorry if I tagged anyone who would rather not have been tagged, or didn't tag anyone who would've liked to be)
Currently Watching: Andor, The Amazing Digital Circus, The Office, Resident Alien
Currently Reading: Flood Me Like Atlantic, Of Gods and Monsters, Eragon
Current Obsession: Sleep Token, Destiny 2, OC Worldbuilding
Last Google Search: soliloquy definition
Currently Working On: Helldivers 2 video, cleaning out room, gaining xp to find a job as a proper event tech, oc story excerpts
No pressure tags: @ryanhasshrimpallergies @stargazing-sapphire2 @me-is-confused @zoloftwithdrawalnausea @gunnrblze @youredyingthatsallthereis @seraphiixiao @akaijisatsu @corruptedivy and anyone else that wants to join :3
Currently watching : Any type of Dino media, QSMP streams and YouTube video essays
Currently reading : Primitive War and I’m trying to finish “Animal Algorithm’s” by Eric Cassell
Current Obsession : QSMP, TØP, Sleep Token, SFAWTDE
Last google search : “tu tururururu ruru” (I was trying to find a song) (it was Le Ciel lmao)
Currently working on : Some stickers and prints for an upcoming con, reworking my II (ST) and Clancy cosplays and trying to pass this year in art school lmao…
(I’m unfortunately too tired to tag ppl but feel free to add on!)
Geralt's a fake ass homosexual if I had Joey Batey trailing after me for 20 years singing ballads about how amazing I was and tenderly stitching up my wounds after I got my ass kicked and gently washing my hair and was so devoted to me that everyone called him my bard I would've fucked him so hard that his vertebrae would be shooting out of his mouth like a pez dispenser but maybe that's just me.
At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.
Man behind me having unhinged phone conversation. There is an internationally famous dairy in the area I was visiting and he was commissioned by the lady on the other end of the phone to collect specific cheeses from there. The lady is very high strung about the type and condition of the cheese.
The man does not know from cheese. The man "ain't never seen no cheese but orange before" and "I showed ya list to the cheese lady so if it's wrong it's her fault ok?"
I am 80% sure she sent him there for a really specific bleu cheese, 40% sure he does not have the very specific bleu cheese, and 100% sure he's done with her shit.
Our flight is delayed.
He does not have the cheeses in a cooler, just a regular backpack.
I need to emphasize that there is no cooler bag in the backpack. He has Jansport backpack that is jam-packed with cheeses. There is apparently $405 dollars worth of cheeses in that backpack, which I know because he has been trying to get the lady to venmo him the expense, which she has failed to do. It is unclear whether his relation to the lady is romantic, familial or what, but I'm leaning towards "what".
Two more people have joined us. One is a very elegant man with a perfect manicure in a tailored business suit, the other is a neon-haired person of indeterminate gender wearing a fox kirigumi. The Shiba Inu has been staring at the latter for three minutes now.
Cheese man has been demanding payment because apparently he went like six hours out of his way and paid with his own money and between the cheese and price of gas, he is pretty sure he does not have enough money in his account for an Uber home.
The lady is FLABBERGASTED that he is demanding payment at all, as she was under the impression he was doing this for her out of the goodness of his heart.
He's not having it. He's insisting she told him she would pay him back- he would have gotten her maybe one cheese somewhere closer to his business in the area out of love, but he went out of his way because she agreed to pay him costs+ extra to cover it.
"YOU ALWAYS DO THIS! YOU ALWAYS DO THIS AND I FALL FOR IT EVERY TIME! NO! NO! FUCK YOU! IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA PAY ME, YOU DON'T GET FANCY CHEESE."
"OR ELSE WHAT?"
"I'm gonna-? THE BABY SHOWER? MONICA CAN'T EVEN HAVE THIS CHEESE SHE'S PREGNANT!"
"The cheese lady asked if it was for someone because the mushrooms or whatever in the cheese are dangerous for the baby or something?? You wanna poison Monica?"
"WHY WOULD I LIE ABOUT THAT?"
"YEAH OF COURSE I GOT THE CHEESE, THATS WHY I DON'T GOT MONEY FOR UBER!"
"YEAH, GO TELL! GO TELL MOMMA I STOPPED YOUR STUPID ASS FROM KILLING MONICA OR THE BABY! FUCK!"
*hangs up phone*
*head in hands, borderline hyperventilating*
The man in the three piece suit is in the chair next to him. He waits a moment, then reaches into his carryon and pulls out an entire bottle of wine with the TSA pre check sticker on it, and taps cheese guy on the shoulder.
"If your friend doesn't want it, would you be amenable to having it right now?"
1. This is some fucking great Camembert. I have compensated cheese guy accordingly. So have like six other people. He's recouped like half his losses.
2. Cheese guy is crying a little about the cash and opening up about his problems. The cheese lady is his younger sister. Suit guy is being very generous with his Pinot Blanc. We are having a picnic/improv family therapy session.
3. This is apparently the latest in a long string of his sister asking for something and then flaking when he asks to be paid back. Started with paying him back only some of what he was owed, then claiming something she paid for him was of equal value when it was not, then recently telling him his memory is wrong and he said it was a gift or that he'd do it for free.
"Yeah, the specific thing of trying to convince you your memory is unreliable is called gaslighting and it's really fucked up." I say
"yeeeeah. The other stuff I forgave because she's never really had a good job so she can't pay me back all the time but at least she was making an effort y'know? But that was. That was over the line."
"If you haven't already, check on the rest of your family's finances. My brother started trying to gaslight everyone when he started stealing from our parents." Says Pinot Blanc.
4. Shiba Inu Lady has purchased a cheddar. Apparently, the dog's name is Donut, and he's her service dog because she's severely visually impaired.
"Oh, he's a guide dog?" Asks cheese guy.
"oh, no." She laughs. "He's too short, and the way my eyes are, it's easier for me to navigate with a cane. No, the problem I have is that some morally impaired people see the cane and think they can get away with stealing my bag or assaulting me because I wouldn't be able to give a description- which is wrong, but rather than deal with that I got Donut, and he helps me by howling at anyone who gets in my personal space and biting anyone who grabs me!"
"Uh." Says Kirigumi. "He's been staring at me do I need to back up or..?"
"Ohdear! No, no- He wasn't looking at you! He loves cheese but he knows he's not supposed to beg so he decided the way to deal with something he wants but can't have is to stare in the other direction."
"OKAY!" Says Kirigumi. "I'm wearing fox pajamas and thought like. He thought I was another dog or something."
"No, no- he doesn't care about dogs, and you get a warning before he goes for the calves. Very helpful, when I was living in Italy!"
"Oh what part? I have family in Tuscany." Says Pinot.
"Does he want a cheese? There is still so much cheese." Says cheese guy.
1. Cheese guy has sold all but two or three cheeses that he an Pinot are going to eat on the flight.
2. I know they're planning to continue because Pinot talked to the gate agent so he and cheese guy can sit together and talk about family drama and cheese.
3. Pinot has been teaching him about different types of cheese and how to enjoy them.
4. Cheese guy apparently repairs computers and other technology devices for a living and is currently doing the software version of scraping barnacles and other crap off Pinot'macbook.
5. Pinot is now convinced that cheese guy is the smartest and most interesting man in the world.
Ok so the Wifi wasn't working on the plane (also like, nonstop turbulence) and also they got seated in a different row from me, but:
Now that I've heard the word aloud, and they are an astrophysicist. Who correctly believes in being comfy as fuck on planes. They are also familar with the concept of a meet-cute and is rooting for them too.
Got to walk the nice lady and her Tactical Assault Shiba to her next gate because it was on the way out and talk for a bit. Donut is called that not because he is the color of a Donut (which he is) but because he likes to sleep curled up in a perfect circle. He has a sister who does the same thing named Bagel.
Lost track of Pinot and Cheeseguy for a bit but when I saw them again at Baggage claim, Cheeseguy was holding both their jackets, and Pinot was on the phone to his hotel about "Well do you have any rooms with TWO beds?". The rest of the call indicated that yes, there were rooms with two beds, but Readers, I Had A Moment.
:)
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Could I request where there’s yknow— normal human weapon whumpee, but to add irony, he was once actually a medic for his team before he mysteriously disappeared? The team finds their Medic no longer the calm, caring self, but a man who’s goal is to make his opponent hurt, to bleed.
#208
content: living weapon whump, anger as a trauma response, conditioned whumpee, knives, stabbing, loss of consciousness, team whump
Caretaker had moved every rock to find Whumpee. If they got a tip, no matter how ridiculous, Caretaker was right there, meticulously checking it out for any trace or clue. And one day, it paid off.
"Whumpee?" Caretaker pushed further into the abandoned barn. "Leader, I can hear something! I think it's Whumpee!"
"I'll be right there!" came Leader's voice from a bit further away.
"Whumpee, it's me! Caretaker! I'm here now, we'll bring you home—"
Out of nowhere, Whumpee was suddenly in their face, wielding a knife. And wielding it well. Before Caretaker realised what was happening, the knife had been embedded into their torso, then pulled out equally violently.
"Fuck!" they cried, falling to their knees. "Whumpee, it's me!"
"Whumpee!" Leader sounded much closer now, they must've been right behind Caretaker. That was good, Leader was better with hand-to-hand combat. "Put the knife down!"
"Where is Whumper?" Whumpee asked, dishevelled and frantic. "Where the fuck is Whumper?"
Caretaker was still on the floor, clutching their stab wound and trying to stop the bleeding. How ironic it was, the fact that Whumpee, their team's medic, who had put them together tens of times before, was now the reason they were quickly bleeding out. "Whumpee, it's us," they tried anyway, despite the fact it was clear their words weren't getting through. "What happened?"
Whumpee didn't answer, instead they lunged at Leader, probably thinking Caretaker was good as dead anyways. Caretaker watched the two of them fight it out, their vision slowly blackening at the edges. They were losing too much blood.
Eventually, Leader got the knife, and got Whumpee pinned to the floor in the hay. "Whumpee, it's us. Your team. What the fuck happened to you?"
"Get off of me!" Whumpee yelled. There was no sign of the calm, measured, caring medic Caretaker had come to love during their years of working together. "I will fucking kill you if you don't tell me where Whumper is!"
"That's what we want to know as well," Leader said. "Well, I don't suppose I can count on you in treating Caretaker."
"I know where to stab," they hissed. "They're a goner."
That was the last thing Caretaker heard before the blood loss got to them.
my mildly warm joshler take is that people vastly under appreciate the fact that josh is equally insane as tyler. like i constantly see people be like “oh can you imagine being josh when tyler brought up [any lore plotpoint]” or “i bet tyler is the one who wanted josh to [do literally anything]” like guys. josh quit his job to rehearse a single show (a single SONG, even) with tyler after they knew each other for like maybe a year. josh was the one killing his alter ego in a drum battle during bf era. also we all saw the way he was acting in general bro you cant find a picture of him from 2015-2016 where he isnt actively being a freak. josh was the one actively on tumblr rbing poetry abt his situationship with tyler. josh is the one who said “if i’m gonna be famous for something, i want to be famous for loving you.” josh was the one writing tyler’s name across his abs on the bandito tour and getting tyler visibly flustered over it. josh is the one who posted a photo of him shaving tyler’s back, for some ungodly reason. josh is the one who learned portugese to ask thousands of people if tyler looked good at the show.
like listen to me. grabs you by the shoulders listen to me. josh was the one who put his bandito tape over tyler’s name. josh is the one who wrote innings on his ass. josh was equally involved in the writing of the lore, and approved of how devoted torchbearer is to clancy. josh was the one acting his ass off with that look of betrayal in the city walls video and epilogue.
like the reason theyve been in a band together for like 15 years is because they match each other’s freak on a level dangerous to everyone around them. like its not just tyler please guys theyre both crazy they both have genuine issues that we all have to deal with
So have we scheduled a yearning for Saturday yet or do I need to do it.
WELL we’re having a Galentines and we can all yearn together. We’re making heart shaped pizzas and painting on candles and watching a movie. I'm setting up the decorations right now!
@beautiful-songbird You’re in charge of the movie 🍿. What’re we watching?
@fly-you-dam-fools Can you bring the pizza ingredience?
@joan-frommars You’re invited also <3 Would you bring some ice cream? Any of your choosing!
@jiminie-and-his-pinky-finger @moss-sama @lemonqii @akaijisatsu @snorkled-orca @wildmayhemz Please accept my invitation to Galentines and do feel free to bring a friend! Lemme know what design you're planning on making on your candle 👀
Now, this isn't quite a pizza, but it certainly is a heart- so here's a little picrew to enjoy as well <3
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