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Getting myself incredibly high in my bathroom currently listening to meep city music from roblox

#meep city

I'm smoking that weed that makes it feel like 2019 bro

#weed #yart #2019

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I don't want to be at work for 3 more hours, I wanna play splatoon raiders and eat some sushi god dammit

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I was too poor for sushi so we're settling for splatoon raiders and a Walmart chicken sandwich

#splatoon raiders

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Today's the day, Splatoon Raiders is available now on Nintendo Switch 2! Team up with Deep Cut on a treasure-hunting adventure and explore the depths of the Spirhalite Islands. Just watch out for the swarms of Salmonids.

https://ninten.do/6017vfgAb

I don't want to be at work for 3 more hours, I wanna play splatoon raiders and eat some sushi god dammit

#splatoon raiders #free me

I've decided dressing like a sexy country boy is reserved for trans men only. It's hot when trans guys do it and its gross when cis guys do it

#i don't make the rules #god does and he told me these are the rules #transgender

I wish I had the fidget toy kind of autism instead of the self destructive tendencies kind of autism

#autism

I just found out my old plug I used to buy weed from is younger than me?????? For reference I'm 18😭😭

#and he's apparently like 16 or 17 #crazy shit man #weed #yart #stoner

I am officially one year on testosterone today🎉🎉

#trans guy #transgender #trans ftm #trans

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Good Lordy Clark… save some for the rest of us…

I love working at a library, we all just chilling but I'm being paid

#library #swag

I just tried my new grape ace cart and holy FUCK this shits yummy

#yart

I wish I was the type of white person that gets weed from their parents. I have to work hard for my weed

#I have multiple friends who get weed from their parents #just today I went with a friend to the bank so she could get money out of her mom's bank account to buy carts #white people #weed

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Friendly reminder that the Splatoon 3 x Splatoon Raiders Collaboration Splatfest is coming up!

What’s your fighting style? Speed, Power, or Tactics?

Wondering how this theme ties back to Splatoon Raiders? Maybe tune into the Direct on 6/30!

#pic of me #alternative #trans guy

Genuinely what the fuck was my problem (this was under an edit of the fucking tiger from kung fu panda)

#also why was someone liking this comment almost 5 years later #and why does it have 577 likes #it's joever

Life would be so good if my brain and body could lock the fuck in and do what they're supposed to

#like bro it's 2:30 what do you mean there's nothing in the house I can eat #fucking pick something

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