Rowe Clementine

aka Rowe C. Lovejoy. 25. any pronouns. taking a break from tumblr for a bit.

[lovejoy-updates]

[beriliaa]

[theclam-beforethestorm-archive]

[Image ID: Homer Simpson reclining on a couch with a beer, captioned saying, “Ah! I love these lazy Thursday the 20ths.” Next panel shows Marge Simpson peeking around the wall to say, “It’s Wednesday the 19th, Homer.” End ID.]

[beriliaa]

[theclam-beforethestorm-archive]

[Image ID: Homer Simpson reclining on a couch with a beer, captioned saying, “Ah! I love these lazy Thursday the 20ths.” Next panel shows Marge Simpson peeking around the wall to say, “It’s Wednesday the 19th, Homer.” End ID.]

[beriliaa]

[theclam-beforethestorm-archive]

[Image ID: Homer Simpson reclining on a couch with a beer, captioned saying, “Ah! I love these lazy Thursday the 20ths.” Next panel shows Marge Simpson peeking around the wall to say, “It’s Wednesday the 19th, Homer.” End ID.]

[roweclementine]

Ah this hasn’t aged well

[roweclementine]

This continues to not age well

[roweclementine]

Ah this hasn’t aged well

[lovejoytheband]

It’s asexual awareness week I need all of you to be extra aware of me this week

[beriliaa]

[theclam-beforethestorm-archive]

[Image ID: Homer Simpson reclining on a couch with a beer, captioned saying, “Ah! I love these lazy Thursday the 20ths.” Next panel shows Marge Simpson peeking around the wall to say, “It’s Wednesday the 19th, Homer.” End ID.]

[thelandofmemes]

I. WILL. BE. USING. THIS. LATER!!!!

[thelandofmemes]

This is very true, be more like little kids!

[redmegarex]

yes.

the default state of humanity is kindness

[depsidase]

[queerpeers]

yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*

[queerpeers]

[xuxii-bunny]

Is there a transfem version?!?

[queerpeers]

ask and ye shall receive

[roseycanvas]

Nonbinary version?

[queerpeers]

enjoy 💛🤍💜🖤

[queerpeers]

like status: sick 😎

[british-catgirl]

happy pride month I fucking love powerpoint slide transitions and gender transitions

[audible301]

Ally Beardsley: This is the part of the show where they walk down the hallway and look hot

Ally Beardsley: *SPRINTING DOWN THE HALLWAY AT TOP SPEED*

[temprarytattoos]

[bisexualshakespeare]

[Video description: Brennan Lee Mulligan, outside on the concrete, speaking into a microphone, surrounded by people and picket signs. Caption: Brennan Lee Mulligan DMing on the universal picket line.

"-if I told you this was not the first time I've played D&D on curb next to a parking lot!

Long you have journeyed through the mythic realms, through forests deep, caverns old, to arrive at the Valley of the Sun! (people laugh) LOL, big LOL. |It is in the dead of night, dawn has not yet come, and from an ancient sarcophagus lines with runes, you see rising from the mist, the vampiric form of John Strahd! (people laugh) CEO of Ravenloft Studios. (people boo)

He arises, (gasps), and you see behind him the vast collected treasures, artifacts, and magical items, all taken from the fine hands of your fellow wizards, bards, artificers. A massive horn like that of an ancient dragon!

He stands, "Ahh, adventurers brave. Defeating you will be a cruel, but necessary evil!" (everyone boos)

/end]

[neverdancewithforks]

Thank you Ally, this bit had so much payoff.

[beaft]

my favourite instagram account is "wheredoesthepeecomeout" and it's run by a girl who asks men on tinder where cis women pee from and then documents their answers

[beaft]

some highlights:

[beaft]

everybody sit down we have a winner

[feminist-space]

[thc-mx-deactivated20210619]

Oh my fucking God lmao

[sew-birb]

Pee does come from the bloodstream, but I'd be real worried if that was where it came out

[wagahai-da]

all quiet in a western font

[wagahai-da]

loving all the pain and resignation this is causing, judging from the notes