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[will most likely be moving this to my main.]

[plotting/starter call!]

UNLUCKY EMPLOYEE

He shouldn’t have taken this job.

Even after all the rumors he had heard, the things he had seen ─ he decided to stay. He had to. If anything, it was his fault for this whole mess.

“Stay close to the animatronics,” the words had always echoed in his ears. “Make sure they don’t hurt anybody.” It was in the morning.. it was six, wasn’t it?

He didn’t know, and he didn’t care. He just had to get through this last day and then it would be over.. As long as nothing happened, as long as no one interrupted, everything would be okay.

Elwood remains in his office- (SAFER THAT WAY) -and quietly distracts himself with useless paperwork.

It’s almost as if he prefers to remain hidden. Wrapped up and out of the way. Protected (YOU’LL NEVER BE SAFE) from all who dare come and harm him.

The man has purposely blinded himself from the complaints of employees being attacked by his beloved robots. They could never harm a being! They were were a precious thing! Something to be loved!

Not- -not a MONSTER!!!

Surely, there was someone who saw what he saw!

But for now, Elwood will continue to sign his name, on papers that serve no purpose for anybody.

#[omigosh]#[it's fine]#[tbh i'm a lot later than you]#▓╳MONEY╳▓#▓╳NOT THE VERSE YOU’RE LOOKING FOR╳▓

boss give me a raise!

“No. Out.”

#vxento

UNLUCKY EMPLOYEE

————————– Ƈᾄὗṩἔ Ẃђἔᾗ Ὓὄὗ'ʀἔ ᾋᾧᾄќἔ ————————–

“Not what I’m saying at all you ru-” He stopped himself from saying the rest of his sentence. Yeah, no bad idea to talk to the boss that way. “I’m just saying is that this is a really STUPID idea cause I’M the one that has to deal with these shits- shiny animatronics all the bloody time.” Dante complained, much like how he always does, but hey, at least he was TRYING to control his mouth around his superior.

————————– Ҭђἔ Ɲἷʛђҭмᾄʀἔ ᾋᾧᾄἷҭṩ ————————–

Eyes narrow in high distaste of the other.

“And I’m the one who keeps hiring disgruntled idiots who need to deal wi’ this shit, and g’it over it.”

He crosses his arms, and the shiny foot taps impatiently against the grimy floor, as an eyebrow twitched in small amusement.

“I don’t even know why I keep y’. Y’r the most useless employee I’ve hired- even worse tha’ the phone guy.”

#[aaaa]#[thanks so much friendo!]#&& MONEY #&& IT'S ME #freddyscameras

"Boss, give me a raise."

“You’re the worse employee we’ve ever had.”“G’it out.”

#voicefromthephone

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaw! But Elwooooood~~!" she teased, putting an arm around his shoulder with a mockingly fake-hurt expression and pout... which was strongly contrasted by the coy smile and wild gleam in her eyes a moment later. "Little Tadsy gets a job here while I CaN'T??? That's simply something I'm not going to let that little beach-ball hold over my head!" She looked like she would either kiss him or turn out to be a vampire and go for his neck. "Now, WHY can't I work here again?"

[ askatriangleandastar ]

A STEADFAST glare at the adjacent wall.

“Get off of me. Right this instant.”

If only he were brave enough to actually take out his FURY on her.But the only thing he could do was continue to stand rigidly as this creature fawned over him.

“Your ‘Little Tadsy’ has been fired. Get out of my establishment. Now.”

#askatriangleandastar

"Boss, give me a raise!"

SQUINTS

“No.”“Get out.”

#springstrapped

&& PSA

[I would like to make it known that this blog does not follow the nameless-killer au a majority of the time. This mainly focuses on fredbearandfrights au. I will rp nameless-killer from time to time, but the majority is that verse.]

#&& MONEY #&& OUT OF MONEY

Elwoold would never tell you this if asked-he'd deny it on his mother's grave but- He's double crossed the Mob in a B I G way, and that was a large motivator to get OUT before anyone ever figured it out, though he had to wait for a time after the betrayal was done as to have minimal suspicions. All the people involved are too old or dead by now-yet it still make him wake up in a cold sweat at times, from the nightmares of just what those he called "friends" would DO to him had they ever known.

[heh]

#&& UNKNOWN

Elwood is inconsistent with the things he likes the most and a bit less than that. He'll move from favoring certain employees to nearly heating them several times throughout the month and almost guaranteed for once a week. Usually just the slightest mistake of misinterpretation on his part can mean the difference between an indifferent glance and a furious glare for maybe 4 to 7 days.

[wow][what a bitch]

#&& UNKNOWN

Elwood is immune to most poisons. He's been through the Mob- you gotta be prepared for a lot of the $%*t that goes down there. Henry/-- found this out the hard way one particular embittered April Fools trick-gone-south.

[fuck]

#&& UNKNOWN

Elwood stopped doing things like pot a loooooong time ago, mainly because he once knew someone like Jeremy who took advantage of him when he was like that, and to this DAY he has a fear in the back of his mind that that specific blackmail will one day resurface.... Also, makes it hilARIOUS when he gets to see it happen to Edward, Ryan, Henry and a few other employees via a mix up of food and ingredients on Jeremy's part.

[fucking hell, can people just chill with blackmailing boss?]

#&& UNKNOWN

Elwood likes classical music, but if you dare to mock him for it, he will make you think he was once in an80's to 90's rock band with how he pounds you into the ground with a spare guitar that always seems to appear out of nowhere whenever he needs to beat someone up to give them a lesson on the appreciation of good music.

[:o]

#[probably henry's guitar TBH]#&& UNKNOWN

“Boss, give me a raise.” *grins* "And you better make it snappy, sweetheart~!" (I'm sorry, Tony's a flirt and I can't stop her ^^;)

“You’re fired. G’it out.”

#askatriangleandastar

[ONLINE]

#&& MONEY #&& OUT OF MONEY