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mobylace

It’s like this

puppygirlbelly

Reversed version so you and your mutuals can bonk back and forth.

redspyisinthebased

wait, hold on

casper-the-cooll

@mamabearwonders

walkitoff2000

Take it from someone who has started a calorie deficit many times and stuck to it:

1. The first three days, you will be starving. It will be constant. It will suck. I cannot sugarcoat it.

But the good news is it doesn’t stay that miserable forever.

2. The first week you will have food noise. The physical hunger will go away, and the mental hunger will almost be worse. Do not give in or you will have to start at step one again.

3. After a week it starts to become a habit. The food noise is still there. But you have learned not to listen to it. You have learned to distract yourself with other things that you enjoy. (Since eating is not that much fun anyway)

4. After two weeks, it will become a habit.

Even if it seems hard to start back up again after a binge or a period of over eating, those first few days are the hardest. If you’re stuck in a binge restrict cycle, you’re never gonna get past that point of hunger and food noise.

Trust me, it’s worth it.

m0ldys0cks

actually thank you sm for this bc i’m currently on day 3

caniislupusfamiliaris

It's okay to eat food. Really, it is. Don't feel bad if you like food, I do too. But...you don't need to eat *all of it*. What's wrong with you? Portion control, have you ever heard of it? Can't believe you were really going to eat *all* of that. No seriously, the hell is wrong with you? Do you lack self control so much that you feel like you need to clean the plate? Nobody is ever that hungry. I don't want to hear the 'but I don't want to waste it', you can always save it for later, or another day you know. But go ahead if you really want to. Eat the whole thing. Let's see how that works out for you. I don't want to see you crying when your weight goes up either. You don't deserve to be upset, it was *your* choice after all. You really didn't have to eat all of it. Keep being pathetic.

gemsandjunk

For any relocated TikTok users

you can say sex and kill its fine

If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot

theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them

follower count doesnt matter

tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At

no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is

block anyone that annoys you even a little bit

And most importantly:

post cringe

jack-of-blades

Grabbing you guys for the shoulders so tightly as I say you have to reblog things regardless of how old it is, this is the show and tell website

sop-soap

Edit: I’m not trying to glorify the CCP guys, I’m well aware of the problems people in China face in regard to censorship and protesting. I thought these screenshots were just good examples of people realizing that USamericans do not have it nearly as good as many think

whump-or-whatever

Nobody:

Me: You’re right, it would be great if that character had bruised cheekbones, bags under their eyes, and a general gaunt look about them.

chaosplatypus

one episode into Banana Fish. If they kill Skip I’m rioting

chaosplatypus

FUCK YOU BANANA FISH

strawberryjampls

i work with models and the ugly truth is - they don’t eat.

Literally. They have one, maybe two light meals a day, but the rest of the time they just survive on black unsweetened coffee.

The story which social media sells us, that models can regularly eat three full healthy meals a day and indulge in fast food while maintaining that body?? Big fat lie.

It’s almost an unspoken agreement that all of them have eating disorders. Yeah they might eat on camera. But the thing is if they have fast food or high cal meals, they have a very small portion or only one bite. Most models don’t even eat or drink water before shoots/ runways to eliminate the chance of bloating. Yeah, SOME models can afford private chefs, but most of them are broke as hell. The business is brutal and standing in front of a hot light while being poked and prodded for 2-7 hours per shoot is literal torture. THIS, on top of not eating.

If you want to look like a model, starving is the only answer. Even if you’re genetically blessed.

Eat 1200 cals MAX, mainly between 500-900 per day. Walk a ton. Do OMAD or intermittent fasting. Survive on coffee. And if you can’t handle that, then you b/p which is horrible for you either way.

Wake up. Ugh.