[deletemurdock]

2007 was so important

[glrlinawig]

This is why people aren’t talking. If you’re a fan of someone on this list PLEASE speak up against Sony.

[derekblairart]

Who’s ready for some #Deadpool tonight?! Instagram: www.instagram.com/derekblairart

[stellarspacebabe]

is my neuroscience book for real

[theneuroscienceside-blog]

I swear this is every neuroscience textbook’s favorite joke. 

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

Harry Potter and Oh This Looks Like A Cute Franchise

Harry Potter and Hermione’s Hair is Still Fluffy

Harry Potter and the Year they Constantly Wore Muggle Clothing

Harry Potter and the Year No One Got  a Hair Cut

Harry Potter and the Year of that One Blue Shirt

Harry Potter and Wow This Just Got Really Dark

Harry Potter and REALLY THE FUCKING OWL WAS THAT NECESSARY

Harry Potter and if The Character You Love Wasn’t Dead Already, They Are Now

[beeshibe]

my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.” 

so to prove some point she’s going to nail a small cup of jello to a tree. 

[beeshibe]

she’s so pleased with her self

incredible

parents are weird 

[voidbat]

yeah but this is about as accurate as it gets.

you say “nail jello to a tree” and most people think jello all by itself.

but if you put any actual thought into what you’re doing and then give it just a little support

well gosh. look what happens.

please tell your mom good job.

[was-vaulthvnters-deactivated201]

but can we talk about the person who really deserves an oscar????? jake gyllenhaal???? for like seven different movies over the years

[workinggirl1988]

new trend of 2016: jake gyllenhaal inherits the No Oscars meme

[cassbutter-blog]

me tomorrow

teacher: did you do your homework

me: on the evening of february 28th, 2016, leonardo "leo" dicaprio was awarded the oscar at for best actor in a motion picture for his role in "the revanant" (2015). he was in attendance with kate winslet, his close friend and former on-screen lover/actual soulmate. it took approximately a century for him to be recognized for his talent. leo grew up in

[coexistingdream]

[cassbutter-blog]

At Dinner

Dad: Can we just have one dinner where we don't talk about how gender is a social construct and Harry Potter?

Me: ...

Me: Did you know the catastrophic effects if we don't save the bee-?

Dad: OR BEE SAFETY

[princesconsuela]

[lostinthevalleyofdolls]

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if u a lil ugly

[beerightsactivist]

i dont literally keep bees… i just keep them in my heart

[goblinlord-deactivated20160826]

i found this lizard in my kitchen licking a marshmallow

[unclefather]

How can Ted Cruz be the zodiac killer is John Green is the zodiac killer

[shenanigans-of-a-young-person]

Disney World: Land of Smiles! ✨

[thatsthat24]

There are two kinds of people