i'd die tomorrow

[cilantrhoes]

[not100bees]

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

[nixpunk]

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[loveridden1999]

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

[hopeless-eccentric]

my favorite detail in true detective s1 is that neither of them wear seatbelts. i assume this is because rust has a death wish and marty feels emasculated by safety regulations

[homunculus-argument]

Every time I suck ass at doing crafts, I tell myself: do not think about David Shrigley's piano dog. And every time, my brain tells me, whatever you say, dog.

[gnossienne]

Enescu’s Œdipe (Royal Opera House, 2016)

[kitschke]

i kinda love this response. just try reading my comment in a nicer voice and you'll feel better

[tippyturret]

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[mircalla]

you've been summoned for july duty

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[389]

After Hours (1985) Martin Scorsese

[heckinpupperino]

[unalivejournal]

In heated rivalry season 2 Shane should develop autoimmune encephalitis and ilya should gaslight him into thinking he's developing psychosis and manipulate him into killing and eating people

[unalivejournal]

Unrivaled should end in a murder suicide attempt after they rip Hayden pike apart with their teeth

[deirdreskye]

When she pulls your loincloth to the side

[aibidil]

One time I saw this New Yorker cartoon with a piece of penne pasta answering the phone and saying, “Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?” and now I cannot cook fusilli without thinking you crazy bastard

[aibidil]

[freddjjj]