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|| Get to know CASSANDRA GARDE who’s TWENTY-ONE years old and a JUNIOR in college majoring in UNDECIDED. She is from CORONA and is often times mistaken for DANIELLE CAMPBELL while others say she reminds them of CASSANDRA from TANGLED. ||

Headcannons:

First thing’s first she’s NOT soft. Don’t tell her she is. She will punch you. Tough as nails is what she lives by

Not to say she doesn’t have feelings because she has....a lot of them. :(

Gets caught up in these feels late at night and throws tantrums by herself. She would never want her friends or father to see her in her most vulnerable state.

Loves her father but holds a lot of resentment for him since finding out the truth about her connection to Gothel.

Chaotic bisexual, are we surprised?

Thinks Rapunzel is god’s gift but also is insanely jealous of her and often hopes she trips over her stupid braid yet would be the first one to help her out and curse the crack in the sidewalk for tripping her. It’s an internal battle because she probably doesn’t love anyone more than she does Raps but learning the truth about Gothel really has her fucked in the head.

Eugene though...that’s a whole ‘nother level of emotions. He infuriates her. She doesn’t understand why Raps adores him so much. But deep down she does care about him.

Collector of weapons such as swords, axes, and maces. 

Took fencing and horseback riding lessons as a kid and her dream is to one day take a mother fucker out while riding horseback 

College is dumb and confusing and she doesn’t like it. She does well but it’s her junior year and she still doesn’t have a major. If she could major in sword fighting she could.

Has a Rottweiler called Bear and a Cockatiel called Clementine.

Unfortunately is an Aries :/

More to be added as I think of them :)

Connections:

Friends outside her main squad

Hookups/exes

Enemies

Anything :)

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{rapunzel}

Rapunzel worried about Cassandra all the time. She always seemed so lost in thought and liked to keep to herself, which was fine, Rapunzel totally respected that, it just was…she had a hard time knowing when to back off sometimes. So when Cass did reach out to her she always got so intense, and normally Cass ended up shrugging her away but that wasn’t happening this time, which made Rapunzel’s smile only grow wider and wider. “That is the spirit! I can’t wait to see what you have in store. You always manage to surprise me.”

It was possible Rapunzel worried about Cassandra almost as much as Cass did about her. She was very protective of her friend. Growing up Cass didn’t have many of them. She was abrasive and tried to show off to get the other kids to like her, which most often failed. “Yeah, I’m full of them.” She rolled her eyes a bit. “What I have in store? I’m leaving the planning to you. You’re the one telling me to be myself. I don’t know how to do that.”

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Continued from here. @punzdrop​

Cassandra sighed and rolled her eyes. No matter how hard she tried to put up a tough facade in front of Rapunzel she always managed to crack half of a smile. “And I love you,” she replied. Cass didn’t always care if people didn’t like her but once in a while there would be a person she wanted to impress-- not often, but when they didn’t like her it really rubbed her the wrong way. She knew she could be a...challenging person at times, and not always the most approachable, but she didn’t think she was a bad person. “Corona won’t know what hit ‘em once I’m done showing them the real me,” she said with a smirk.

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@theflynnriders​

Cassandra did not appreciate being woken up in the middle of the night. Especially not from Eugene. She didn’t hate the guy but she wasn’t impressed by him either. He was an easy target to bully so she enjoyed that but, boy, did he get under her skin and he knew the perfect ways to do it too. Still, deep down she cared. Not that she would ever admit it. So, when she got a call at bar time she was less than pleased. She’d answered the call with a, “the fuck do you want Fitzherbert, it’s three in the morning?” And after that found herself making her way down to the club he was at. Not only did she not appreciate being woken up but she didn’t appreciate having to tote his ass around. “Next time you decide to go out make sure you have a designated driver, asshat.” Her hands were tightly clenched around the wheel as she drove and the air conditioning was blasting to help keep her awake. “You couldn’t have called one of your roommates or friends?” She glanced over at him. Still, she’d rather go get him than find out he was dead in a ditch from getting behind the wheel. 

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“ my tv is broken, and i can not be alone with my thoughts. “ (Lance)

“So you decide to show up at my place in the middle of the night?” Cass asked, clearly annoyed. “You’re like this big, tough guy.” Everyone had their demons though. “You couldn’t have called Fitzherbert? Isn’t he like your best friend?” Despite saying all these things she steps aside to let him in, knowing she wouldn’t be able to fall back asleep.

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“ i’m not doing cocaine. i just have a feeling i would be unbearable. “ (naveen)

“You’re already unbearable.” Cass rolls her eyes. “Doing drugs would just amplify your...annoyingness.”

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“ i just thought that we could hang out. “ - punz

“We can always hang out. What do you want to do? We could go take the horses to our special spot or go see a movie? Unless you just want to chill at my place and I let you paint my nails or something stupid.”

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“ stop being so mean to me , or i swear to god i’m gonna fall in love with you! “ -- flynn

“I just can’t help myself. You’re such an easy target. Besides, Fitznerdbert, if you fall in love with me imagine what the news would do to poor Raps.”

[dovingmemes]

media quotes sentence meme

i looked through the gifsets reblogged by the famous burgertv tumblr and hand selected a few quotes from tv shows & movies. change however you see fit.

“ lets clear the air. are there any more lies i should know about?”

“ i’m not basic. ya basic! “

“ any last words? “

“ you stole my car! i like my car! “

“ how did you find me? “

“ i just thought that we could hang out. “

“ i’m not doing anything else for men today. “

“ you are stronger than you believe. “

“ what is … happening … ? “

“ man , we are in a social slump. “

“ they’re all the same. some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can’t act who is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door. it’s insulting. “

[ sung in the tune to ‘ o christmas tree ‘ ] “ apocalypse , apocalypse , we caused it with our dumbness. “

“ why don’t they ever make a movie about what happens after the big kiss? “

“ oh , put some mistletoe on my butt and kiss it , _____! “

“ the nights are the hardest. but then the day comes , and that’s every bit as hard as the night. and then the night comes again… “

“ you’re brilliant , charming , obviously gorgeous. “

“ your accent is so cute. “

“ what the fuckity-fuck is that? “

“ i’m not doing cocaine , _____. i just have a feeling i would be unbearable. “

“ should i apologize or leave? i’mma leave. “

“ i’m the thing that monsters have nightmares about. “

“ if you could see your whole life from start to finish , would you change things? “

“ hold on. are you filling those squirt guns with fake blood? “ 

“ oh my god , please please don’t kill me! i’m not caught up yet on my shows! “

“ no one dislikes you , _____. “

“ stop being so mean to me , or i swear to god i’m gonna fall in love with you! “

“ hey , i was never happy! i was just less pissed off. “ 

“ you know what? forget i offered to help you. forget the entire fucking idea. “

“ my tv is broken, and i can not be alone with my thoughts. “

“ … but i found you , didn’t i? “

“ ‘ be myself ‘ what kind of garbage advice is that? “

“ but this is helping … hearing your voice. “

“ besides … i look cute in a tiara. “

“ i’m about to do something terrible. “

“ when i write about my life , and i will , i will not be kind. “

“ eat shit and die. “

“ i make grave mistakes all the time. “

“ maybe you’re not so bad after all. “

“ where is my candy , you son of a bitch? “

“ bitch , i told you i was gonna wreck it. “

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