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winterhalters

3 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

8 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

16 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

meanmediummode

That’s depression babe!

cleothegoldfish

#as soon as i wake up #im like i need a nap #or 4 hours later i get tired

lukasadss

Tutenstein was my absolute favorite cartoon when I was younger and I recently started rewatching it!

pkmnjesus

So the Pokémon anime just had this episode with an inflatable Pikachu that has a hole in between its legs for kids to go in and play….haven’t I seen this befo-

oh….right O_O

shelgon

voca-lee

This is the bad timeline

waterdowntheoldelera

not being really overweight but not being thin is a weird place because you never look quite as good as your friends and you’re in that spot that everyone tells you “you’re not fat!” but doesn’t want to say you’re thin and no matter if your weight shifts you always sort of look the same to yourself and in some situations you can hide your appearance but in others its alarmingly obvious, and buying clothes is like a luck of the draw as to if you’ll look thin or huge because it feels like there isn’t an in between

#yes!!!!#i always feel fat anyway

sukeban-senpai

gar-dev-oirs-deactivated2018111

Chikorita is the most metal pokemon

hipsterdinosaurs

queenmusashi

I found a Pokemon book at Toys R Us and…

champagne-zaddy

This took a dark spin and I wasn’t ready

superllama42

I looked this up and by “bike gang” they apparently meant literal bicycles.

superllama42

Upon further research, James was in the same gang and had to use training wheels.

jasoncanty01

I was at first going to say “I thought every one knew this” and then I remembered “Duh Not everyone is as old as me… “ T_T god I’m old.

poinko

Dont gloss over the part where she also went to nursing school to become a Pokemon Center Nurse. She flunked out but made best friends with a Chansey! Basically everything in that blurb has happened at some point in the anime

I don’t think the thing with her mom was though, that was released as a radio play. Madame Boss (Giovanni’s mother) Sent Jessie’s mom (in Japan known as Miyamoto) and tried to convince Mew to let her catch it by showing it a picture of Jessie

kofangel

CAN WE FUCKIN DITCH ASH AND MAKE THESE 3 LOSERS THE MAIN PROTAGONISTS

ike-loves-men

So… the reason why Giovanni keeps Jesse around is because his mother ruined Jesse’s life by taking away her mother, and he feels guilty about it?

It actually kinda makes sense,

camalilium

I can’t believe Mew fucking murdered Jessie’s mom

celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725

Please, just give me a spinoff series about Team Rocket.

sindri42

There’s actually a lot of reasons for Giovanni to keep these guys around. Like, they’re really bad at actual crime and basically never turn a profit, so he was understandably pissed at them for a lot of the first couple seasons and revoked their funding a few times, but then? They started to save the world. Every time Ash got into some seriously apocalyptic shit, Team Rocket was there to back him up. And they have been instrumental in society/the world/the fabric of spacetime remaining intact at least a dozen times by now.

Now, Giovanni is not a good person, but he is a practical man. You cannot run a profitable criminal empire when everybody is dead or money has no meaning. And ever since MewTwo escaped there’s approximately fuck all he can do to stop most of the forces intent on demolishing the planet he does business on and, by extension, his business. But all the evidence suggests that if he continues to supply these couple losers with fresh hot air balloons and giant vacuum cleaners every few weeks and then leaves them to do whatever stupid shit they’re doing, the world will remain safe for years to come. And he may not have any clue as to how or why this works, but you do not get to be in control of the most powerful criminal organization in the world by questioning results.