Hello Discord My Old Friend

Hi, I'm Storm, and I spent 10 minutes picking this font but I'm too lazy to change my theme.

[stormphoenix]

I think my asks and messaging are back! I found out I had access to my messages again because a pornbot messaged me :D

[tweedvest]

season one Daniel Jackson

[desmolbean404]

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 REAL or FAKE Pokemon

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

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100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Remaining time: 5 days 10 hours

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[electronicmail]

You could never fill firefox-official's shoes

theyre MY SHOES

[perfectly-disfigured]

[b0nkcreat]

shoutout to the most unhelpful reminder ive ever put into my phone

[bimbocore]

[playdoughpal]

[image description: a variant of the “bro visited his friend” meme. The annoying guy from the original meme sits in an armchair with a cat smiling peacefully in his lap. He says: “the snuggler”. It has a bunch of extra R’s to show that he’s drawing the word out. Then he smirks like in the original meme, while the cat frowns up at him with a face resembling the disgruntled guy from the original. End ID]

[vnusplanetoflove]

losercore girlcore sitting in her roomcore

[vnusplanetoflove]

obsessed with this tag

[the-sapphic-raven]

losercore girlcore sitting in her roomcore went out in public so we hit her with a broomcore

[beemovieerotica]

I had a beloved psych teacher in high school who got warned by the principal at least once to stop running psychological experiments on students - he was literally made for prank YouTube before YouTube even existed, these weren't even formally constructed tests of the scientific method, it was just clownery and tbh I think teaching at a catholic school for 2 decades does something to you psychologically.

but anyway the one that went down in history was when he faked his own death in front of a classroom full of his students "just to see how they would respond, for science"

but he couldn't just fake a heart attack...because that would be lame... he concocted an elaborate scenario where a former student of his came in during a quiet self-study time and got in an argument with him about past grades. and the situation escalated, and this kid pulls out a fake gun and the teacher is like "oh my god!!" and gets shot in the chest - he had fake blood and everything and was doing his best to serve an oscar-winning performance. but I mean if you're known for clownery then. lol. most of the students were like "oh. we're being experimented on again" and just sat back mentally eating popcorn as a handful of people who didn't know him well freaked out.

nobody got hurt but he didn't record data or anything he was just like "wow that was interesting...let's talk about why none of you over there cared I was dying...it hurt my feelings...."

[thetalee]

I'm sorry. Your teacher had someone pretend to shoot him? In his classroom??

When was this?????

[beemovieerotica]

pre-9/11. can't do shit anymore, they took away our whimsy

[2mo3cm-man]

[wingdingos]

middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add

[labpracticum]

[feastofsnakes]

hey sorry for getting really pissy at you earlier because I could hear you chewing. see I have a condition called [remembers pathologizing my behavior is unhelpful] it's actually because I hate you, specifically,

[thotful-opinions4u]

one of the reason ls why Columbo is so funny is because he will get on his suspect's nerves sooo badly and then the suspect cannot do anything about it because Columbo will go "I'm just a little guy and it's my birthday! I'm just a little birthday boy!" with the suspect and Columbo both knowing full well that Columbo is lying but the suspect cannot say a word about it not being Columbo's birthday due to the social conventions surrounding them and the fact that they are indeed guilty of murder

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*disappointed caveman at the club voice* i guess me just thought it something else

[memorycycle]

boil 1 large noodle

[stitchposts]

[kuttithevangu]

I had a dream there was a home decorating tip that was like “put something beautiful in your entryway so the first thing you see on entering your home is beauty” and this was called a “hala” and it became a meme where everyone was posting the weirdest objects they could find like “this is my hala”

[deramin2]

That is essentially why Betty the Range is my hala.

(True story I had a neighbor who'd seen her through the door and was so smitten by her that he came back and several days later and basically barged in with his mortified family in tow because he had to show them the most beautiful stove to ever exist. In a kitchen that's basically built like a shrine to her.)

[kuttithevangu]

Your kitchen is adorable I’m wildly jealous

[catsuggest]

wellm wellm wellm

how serendipitouse that youm would be sittinge down to a deliciouse meal at the precise momente which im storvinge to death