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Men want her. Women want to be her. Children befriend her but their parents fear her. Doctors hate her and police officers' heads explode in her presence.
Scientific consensus on her nature and origins has not been reached.
Authorities warn civilians to stay away from her and report any sightings immediately.
Jolene
Has Rachel Daly let go of Jane Campbell yet? Probably not.
Me (as a child): why are all the songs about love?
Mom: someday you will understand
Me (now as an adult): seriously why are all the songs about love and sex this is ridiculous
Bring back the cowboy songs about beating the devil in a music contest
Pedro holds a pillow when he records for Din so he can pretend heās holding baby yoda I AM INCONSOLABLEĀ
Iām still not sure how to explain to non-writers that sometimes characters can just do things without your consent or foreknowledge and thereās not a lot you can do to stop them.Ā
The amount of charity Dolly Parton participates in, especially her efforts to combat child illiteracy, delights me.
Dollyās good people.
Dolly out here making a difference.
......She was telling the truth š¢
Masterpost of Uquizzes
dedicated to fellow bored individuals (feel free to add on ones i havenāt listed)
Which Scooby Doo Gang member are you? x
What is your major at Tumblr College? x
How many brain cells do you have? x
Your Hogwarts House but its actually good (time consuming) xĀ
Which song off Lordeās Melodrama are you? x
What type of literacy melancholy are you? x
What ā-coreā aesthetic are you x
What strange perfume is best for you? x
What lesbian from a Virginia Woolf novel are you? x
Ā What childhood character who should have been gay are you? x
What kind of gay cowboy are you? x
Which renaissance florentine āit boyā are you?Ā x
Which Character Trope Are You? x
Why do I dislike you? (a solid vibe check) x
What are you? (interesting imagery for the results) x
What kind of gay are you? x
which of these spotify playlists should you listen to? x
What kind of tumblr user are you? (but itās all bad uquiz questions) x
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SOUND ON
āItās rather chilling to consider that one of the most indelible images in the Star Wars saga is its heroine silenced, stripped down, and in chains. I know a lot of men have positive feelings about this particular costume ā in fact thereās an entire episode of the popular sitcom Friends thatās devoted to it ā which is why itās kind of hilariously ironic that Han Solo was blind during these scenes. That is, the one man who is romantically attached to Leia is the one man who never saw her in the golden bikini. Which means Han Solo is more attracted to a mouthy space age shield maiden than he is to a tight female body on display. In fact, if I could be so bold, I would suggest that Han Solo would be more turned on hearing about how Leia strangled Jabba the Hutt to death ā using nothing but the chain that enslaved her ā than he would be hearing about how his sworn enemy turned the woman he loved into a tawdry plaything.ā
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HAN SOLO: WAS THE āSTAR WARSā HERO A NOT-SO-SECRET FEMINIST? (via laurenbacal)
#the time heās moved to breathily declare that he loves her on screen?Ā #sheās about to shoot some dudes and wearing a huge Skywalker Ponchoā¢
(via zombeesknees)
I mean, the first time he says heās starting to like her, sheās wearing a dress that covers her from chin to ankles and has spent the entire time heās known her stealing guns, yelling at him about how sucky of a rescuer he is, and trash-talking his ship.
we are so lucky the lord of the rings 2001-2003 film trilogy was clearly worked on with so much genuine collective passion from its team and cast close to two decades ago instead of nowā¦ something was fatedly perfect about how it all came togetherā¦. can you imagine how awful itād have been if it was being made in the late stage capitalism of 2019. Itād have been like the latest star wars movies
the lord of the rings if it was filmed in 2019: dragged out to 9 films, no homoerotic subtext between any men except two background characters with names given in the credits, eowynās story is completely cut out apart from her crush on aragorn, frodo has abs, gandalf is played by tom hanks, the ents have disturbing cgi animation reminiscent of dumbo, wormtongue is given a redemption arc as a fan favourite, gollum is somehow offensively caricatured in a woke-packaged way, aragornās chivalry and desire for peace is changed to heroic battle lust and rudeness, legolas makes no fun expressions and instead looks blank in the background all the time,
we live in a disgusting dystopian society where swordsmanship isnāt a respected college major
itās so crazy how you can outline a character in extensive detail and when you start writing them they just Happen in a completely different way to all of that and youāre like well fuck, okay, i better adjust the plot accordingly for this person who WAS NOT INVITED and just SHOWED THE FUCK UP and insisted upon themselvesĀ
- What do you want, then?
- Unfortunately, nothing you can give.
Everyone knows there are only two human emotions: Freddie Mercury crying outĀ āI donāt wanna die, sometimes wish Iād never been born at allā and Florence Welch declaringĀ āI am done with my graceless heart, so tonight Iām gonna cut it out and then restartā.
Daenerys: Iām going to execute you.
Jaime: Wait, let me ask Brienne.
Daenerys: Thatās not how this works-
Brienne: No.
Jaime: She said no.
Sansa, already shrugging: You heard her, she said no.
