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18/(she/her)/college student ★ VC ANDREWS! I love gothic horror and overthinking (:

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The last time I read VC Andrews was a month ago! I miss her :(

As soon as I finish studying this weekend, reading FITA is priority 1…

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Say “Becky Behnen’s Busy Binion Business” 5x fast

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I literally have so many stories to tell and literally no one cares or can relate but like they’re literally so crazy it’s SO ANNOYINGGG

[theweirdwideweb]

[freebroccoli]

REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR SON HAS DIED FROM TRENCH FOOT LOL HE SERVED WITH COURAGE AND HONOR LOL PLEASE ACCEPT OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES LOL

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I HATE when people say that skinny people have the “body of a child”. First of all, there are plenty of fat children out there…

Second of all it assumes that if I gained weight I would look like Aphrodite and only have big boobs and a butt. Like no, when I gain weight it goes straight to my stomach and my face. There’s no guarantee that I would have “the body of a woman”… It’s hard enough to like the body I have so I hate random hate comments from dumb old coots online :p

[fatalfragility]

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how are we feeling about iOS 26 on ipad

I like how it makes the iPad act more like a computer than a phone, but i still haven’t figured out how to use Preview on here…

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Am i crazy or do Edie Falco and Sarah Jessica Parker look really similar

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I was wondering why no one was saving my hoe ass snaps against my will recently and realized i accidentally had the timer on

flashback to the time I was like “wdym “wyll” you saw my snaps” and he said “cuz a bitch got a timer on her snaps”

[setheverman]

what is the january mood?

[angel-ani]

[dogpuppy]

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I hope when sarah got out of the Willies she invented her own brand of birth control

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Really stupid story idea #2

“Hi, little baby! I saw you on the ultrasound today. I think your brother is shy. The doctor only saw you, but I just know I’m going to have two twins, a boy and a girl. Please, please, please, Where is my baby boy?”

I shut Mama’s scrapbook. At the same time, the boy who is supposed to be my twin brother peeked through the crack in the half-open door. “Mommy and I found a good movie to watch tonight. Can you come downstairs?”

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Really stupid writing prompt idea #1

The “you find out your sister is your mom” trope but in reverse.

[questionable-ftm-passing-advice]

Lie about your height

Oh you're 165? Well thats basically 170. And then you might aswell say your 171. 175 isnt that far off from that anyway. And who's gonna check? Fuck it, 180.

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me talking to a vampire born in 1861

[cannedbeefaroni]

reacting to a story like flowers in the attic with sensationalized disgust and writing it off as gross is so fucking stupid. "lol its a movie where a brother and sister get a little too close isnt that crazy" ignoring the fact that its a harrowing story about child abuse. media literacy is fucking dead

[dogpuppy]