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[cannedbeefaroni]

hiii

What would fem Eddie be like as a romantic partner?

hmmmm, i think edith would want a romantic partner to be at the very least sweet, because i don't think she'd have very high standards. she'd be the type of person to easily fall in love with anyone who's nice enough to her. all she really wants is someone to love her so deeply it hurts, but i don't think she'd be able to see it that simply. she would twist her feelings in her head until she convinces herself that her wants are inherently evil, and she needs to push them deep down forever. which eventually leads to only being able to express those feelings through any other outlet that lets her forget about her needs.

give her a hug and tell her everything is going to be ok NOW.

[cannedbeefaroni]

listening to pierce the veil reminds you that the past will never come back and all you can do is yearn. yearning is poison. it makes you realize that life really isn't fair, and it's so bad that you should be screaming and crying over it. it reminds you of all of your faults, and how you've been too self aware for the entirety of your life, that you've never felt happy with yourself until you met people who made you feel complete. it reminds you how dependant you are on other people, even though they can leave, become ill, die, or hurt you beyond repair. but... then it reminds you that life is beautiful. that love is beautiful. it doesnt matter if you arent perfect, you just need to live to experience happiness. you just need to hold on until may for every may for the rest of your life.

[ewwitslilli]

My therapist FUCKING SUCKSSSS

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

In case you ever thought it was fake or a meme, no.

He really said this.

[cannedbeefaroni]

Out of curiosity, what other Riddlers do you like?

I generally like all of them. I love the riddler from the Arkham games, even if he doesn't fully show up as a plot relevant character until the third one. I did like in Arkham asylum he was just a disembodied voice bothering you with riddle side quests all the time, and was basically a really nasty radio host. I also really love btas riddler and I'm sad there were so few episodes with him.

I also like hush even if it's a bit of a ridiculous concept. I'm interested in the riddler from Batman year zero, I might read it if I ever feel like reading whole comic series again

I've also heard of a podcast, I think it's called riddler secrets in the dark, where he's portrayed as a Muslim Arab. I'm very interested in that. I have also seen fanart of him and he tends to be very cute and hot. Maybe I should give the batman unburied series a listen...

[ace-trainer-alice]

Sorry, I know you said your parents or partners were abusive and did terrible things to you in the name of love. But I just need you to know that they did that because they thought they were feeling love, but what they were feeling for you wasn't real love, okay? And the real problem here is clearly that people don't agree with my personal idealized vision of what love is. So you need to listen to me. Real love is a good thing for everyone involved. okay? Real love is overwhelming. Real love is found in the scent of her clothing that you stole from her hamper when she wasn't in the room. Real love is when you look up someone else's username to find their old accounts when they were less good at opsec. Real love is global positioning systems and chains and zipties and drugs that dissolve in drinks. Real love sometimes feels disgusting and makes you throw up when you think about it but that's because you weren't embracing it enough. Real love is an intrusion in your mind by something that feels external that empties you out and replaces you with something better. Real love is the red dripping from scratches she left in you. Real love leaves you hollows out and crying yourself to sleep because you lost the only thing that made you feel it. Real love is scheming and planning and plotting to make things better. Okay?

[cannedbeefaroni]

i drew joby taylors dick and balls and no one even cares... tch... whatever

[cannedbeefaroni]

what albums or artists do u think edward listens to? personally i can see him listening to Pretty Hate Machine by nin or occasionally some rage against the machine songs

- ☆ anon (WE ARE SO BACK)

here's some albums i associate with him:

wildlife by la dispute

pretty hate machine and the downward spiral by NIN

i brought you my bullets you brought me your love by MCR

OK computer by radiohead

in utero by nirvana

the predator becomes the prey by ice nine kills

around the fur by deftones

pornography by the cure

i also have a playlist that i've been editing over the years

[cannedbeefaroni]

Uhhhh can u get uhhh... One Louis Ives Praise thank you, i love my wife🥰

gender affirming forcefem upon ye

[cannedbeefaroni]

Talkin about Joby.. do ya think the snake wraps around his...

dick and cock

[mf-ladle]

confrontation between the two black sheep of the family

youtube link webcomic link

(here is the thumbnail art as well)

[cannedbeefaroni]

can i get eddie rubbing one out while watching Something on his laptop please

deleted page from riddler year one (jk. i drew it)

[cannedbeefaroni]

HIIII, I LOVE YOUR WORK

what about a fem Eddie??? 👀👀👀

[cannedbeefaroni]

Can i request Eddie with their beloved thats into the whole mask thing? They could have a gas mask or something.. i like him extra desperate.. freak</3 (i am too)

I drew this in September of 2022. It was never posted. I drew it before ever writing any of the fics on my blog. My OC the Distortionist fucking the riddler on stream.

[cannedbeefaroni]

ITS PRIDE MONTH. TRANSFEMS GET BEHIND ME

[cannedbeefaroni]

I. NEED. A. SUB. AND. PATHETIC. DRAWING. OF. EDDIE.

pls if that’s possible 🙏

all for your entertainment!!!!

[gotinterest]

Gonna be honest a lot of people deep down view cheating as worse than abuse which is why so many people view downright controlling and manipulative behavior in a relationship as 100% permissible so long as that behavior is centered around either preventing or discovering cheating.

[cannibal-flowerbomb]

It's especially fucked up in my mind because the alternative to being abusive and controlling over your partner is... Being communicative and confronting your own insecurities. And being comfortable without codependency.

But so many people would rather literally abuse the one they're supposed to love instead of self reflecting on their own flaws or be even mildly uncomfortable at any time.

That's genuinely what it comes down to for me. You have to be willing to talk about these things with a partner (or partners let's be inclusive) or you won't be able to find a healthy balance in your relationship. And if you can't tell your partner shit?? Just fucking break up. You're not ready to be in one and that's not your partner's problem to deal with.

People really would rather be abusive and codependent than accept that they might need to do a bit of personal reflection and growth before they start dating.