KickAssKyle

Supernatural and whaTEVER THE FUCK ELSE I WANNA POST

[intergalacticspacecase-deactiva]

Wow, Three days into august and I haven’t heard anything about the skelet–

[7bluebirdssing]

[evillittlething]

if you’re spooky and you know it clap your wings 

[itsbritnyputa]

[thecuremp3-deactivated20200219]

okay but is this not ME???

[themanhattanmocha-blog]

So along with my personal life, the current employment situation goes pretty well in sync with what I wish to do for the remainder of my time on this planet. I am proud to say that I arranged this dessert platter all by myself, and decided that the color pallet wasn’t enough… So, I took it upon myself to spruce up this 100$ dessert platter with some powdered sugar, fresh raspberries, fresh blueberries, and fresh strawberries. The client was very pleased to say the least! 

-Kyle

[atraversso]

[heavy-into-ev3rything]

Sometimes home isn’t 4 walls, It’s 2 eyes and a heartbeat

(via la-m0rt)

[loki-cat2]

One late night, you are up in your bedroom when you hear your mom calling you downstairs. You are halfway down the staircase when all of a sudden, you see your mom in front of her bedroom door, terrified, she whispers, ‘Don’t go downstairs. I heard her, too.’

Who do you believe?

[andrealessi-deactivated20180714]

The one calling me downstairs. They’re lesbians, not ghosts.

[acceptanceineveryshade]

This twist tho, I can’t stop laughing

[always-a-lost-cause]

Or you say I don’t fucking feel like it and see what both reactions are.

[dilemonade]

When I challenge a questionable fart

[omfgrealitytv-deactivated201911]

Tanisha Always On Beat LOL

[dats-my-type-deactivated2021022]

I AM IN TEARS Y’ALL Are A MESS!

[bugsroseee]

Someone link this to her

[realraccoon-deactivated20150414]

reasons i can relate to a raccoon:

dark circles around eyes

small & chubby

lives in the trash and eats garbage

cute but will fight you

stays up all night

washes hands a lot

communicates solely through weird noises and screams

[raccoonspacecadet-blog1]

Worth another reblog.

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[liiilmeme-deactivated20160417]

It’s 4th of July

[sprucezeus-deactivated20230703]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

[heyfunniest]

[penis-hilton]

elegance and glamour

[ottermatopoeia]

[halechka]

The signs as drag queens (part 2)

Aries: Raven Taurus: Jujubee Gemini: Raja Cancer: Joslyn Fox Leo: Courtney Act Virgo: Manila Luzon Libra: Ongina Scorpio: Nina Flowers Sagittarius: Bebe Zahara Benet Capricorn: Latrice Royale Aquarius: Alaska Thunderfuck Pisces: Bendelacreme

[landlordlillian]

Visit Original Link

[sculpture-of-limitations]

[uncookedtrashmonster]

Mid sized car

[castiels-fallen-angel]

signs at their best vs. at their worst

Aries at their best: "I love you my life is amazing I love everyone. hugs for all."

Aries at their worst: "I hate my life I hate you let's kill everyone."

Taurus at their best: "Let's have a giant cuddle puddle with everyone I love people"

Taurus at their worst: *eats the entire refrigerator including the metal* "My life is over"

Gemini at their best: "wow I'm fabulous. do you see how perfect I am? I'm the new Beyoncé"

Gemini at their worst: "you know I could kill you?"

Cancer at their best: "has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are? wow can I be you? I love you. I love you all" *blows kisses and throws flowers everywhere*

Cancer at their worst: "I RULE THIS FUCKING WORLD BACK OFF AND DONT FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO DO"

Leo at their best: "wow I'm so perfect I'm beautiful."

Leo at their worst: "MY LIFE SUCKS. DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH MY LIFE SUCKS?"

Virgo at their best: *feminist rant* "I love everyone wow"

Virgo at their worst: "actually I hate you all. now I need to go clean my fucking room and cry"

Libra at their best: *signs entire musical soundtrack*

Libra at their worst: "nobody loves me. you don't love me. he doesn't love me. my mum doesn't love me. my cat doesn't love me. my goldfish doesn't even love me."

Scorpio at their best: "I'm a fucking goddess my life is perfect"

Scorpio at their worst: "I hate myself my life is over"

Sagittarius at their best: "heheheheh" *does something stupid* "wow I'm HILARIOUS"

Sagittarius at their worst: *kills you and drinks your blood*

Capricorn at their best: "I hate all of you" *evil smile*

Capricorn at their worst: "I hate all of you" *emotional breakdown and sobs for the next year*

Aquarius at their best: "unicorns are real dude I swear. everyone is so beautiful. can I paint you? you're gorgeous and so am I!"

Aquarius at their worst: *sobs* "I hate earth. that's it, I'm moving to Mars"

Pisces at their best: "I'm so cute. so kawaii. wow I'm an angel and so are you. hehe"

Pisces at their worst: "murder"

[rraaaarrl]

[mizufae]

hello if you are confused or uncomfortable today please gaze at these kittens

[cordatemoon]

This helps

[lokithehusky]

It really does.

[sinistra-orlok]

[we-all-got-scars-again]

IT’S MARCH

[multifand0mtrash]