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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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trying on a metaphor
Not today Justin
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I’ve returned from the void because I have no where else to post this thought:
Bowser is the Guy Fieri of the Mario Kart/Mario sports expanded universe
A good dad and job creator with absolutely rancid aesthetics
Knickolas! Pnackleless! Hob!
LBGTQ+ Pride Pokemon Card Patches made by AlienInAJar
la danse des pikmin rouges
finn wolfhard spontaneously shaving his head is more of a “fuck you” to celebrity culture than any of the other celebrities that have done it before because he dropped this absolutely cunt eating photoshoot just before the anime awards and then he shows up like this. and he’s gonna go through tudum and a bunch of fan events with this cut.
serve cunt and go bald like yes queen 🧑🦲💅
I really need to kick my ass in gear and write my enormous fantasy Byler isekais into canon Hawkins and throws everyone for a massive loop including canon Byler post season 4 Stranger Things fic before season 5 drops and I can’t shoehorn it into what ends up actually happening. But. I haven’t written basically anything in over a decade and I can’t figure out the crux of the plot and I haven’t been doing anything fandomy for basically years and I don’t have any fandom buddies either. Anyway. I am tentatively dipping my toe back into tumblr to hope maybe this will ignite some sort of spark but also I’m not so good at keeping promises I make to myself these days so who knows. But if you want to help me write this fic in some way drop me a line, I guess??? I’m not gonna even tag this whoops
starting girl scout cookie discourse. if you’ve had girl scout cookies from both bakeries, do you prefer little brownie bakers (tagalongs, samoas) or abc bakers (peanut butter patties, caramel delites). also is your preference the same as the girl scout cookie you grew up with?
like im sorry but the abc cookies literally look worse. and sound worse! a pale imitation of the noble little brownie bakers’ productions
i will be commuting into washington dc to purchase my girl scout cookies this year btw. abc bakers you will not catch me yet.
Tragically I grew up with little brownie bakers but they shifted out of my area and now we only have abc. I’ve imported from girl scouts I know in other territories 😭
GARFIELD EVOLUTIONARY TIMELINE
1976: Proto-Garfield, side-character to Jon
1978: Earliest properly-recognizable Garfield, visual overhaul accompanies syndication and retitle of comic to Garfield
1979: Transitional state between proto-Garfield and 80s Garfield, marketed by increased anthropomorphization and larger, cartoonish expressions, while retaining a realistic body shape
1980-1984: 80s Garfield, facial structure has largely stabilized save for dimensions, noticeable retention of quadrupedal motion in most situations
1985-1992: Emergence of modern Garfield, shift towards predominantly vertical locomotion, expansion of feet, facial structure begins to horizontally compress and vertically extend
1989: [REDACTED]
1993-1999: Continued anthropomorphic shift, separation of head from torso and reduction of belly fat, noticeable
2000-present: stabilization of modern Garfield, head size reduced in final proportion alteration. Jim Davis had divined the final, perfect version of his pop culture homonculus.
...but the end of the road for one man is a broad horizon for the next...
GARFIELD POST-EVOLUTIONARY TIMELINE
2008: beginning of post-Garfield, marked by the release of Lasagna Cat (Fatal Farm) and Garfield Minus Garfield (Dan Walsh), both depicting avant-garde alterations to the Garfield formula in ways that deconstruct the long-established formula, either by directly translating the jokes in their most banal form or by removing Garfield from the equation to portray Jon Arbuckle as deeply alone and psychologically tormented
2013: YouTube animator PilotRedSun releases the video "Garfielf", directing the trend of post-Garfield towards stylistic depravity while retaining the same mockery of modern Garfield.
2013 also marks the creation of "Hungry" by comic artist Dubblebaby, one of the earliest known iterations of the "Gorefield" genre of post-Garfield and the origin of its most popular namesake, "I'm sorry Jon". This piece in particular draws inspiration from the classic Creepypasta "Dogscape", itself based on 4chan horror edits of newspaper comic star Marmaduke.
2018: The beginning of the Gorefield genre proper, initiated by the release of SCP-3166, also titled "You Have No Idea How Alone You Are, Garfield" (taking its title from [REDACTED]). Multiple comics depicting Garfield (flashing lights warning for second link) become popular on r/surrealmemes. September 18th, 2018, however, marks the beginning of a series of posts by horror artist William Burke's depicting grotesque, monstrous versions of Garfield tormenting a hapless Jon, in what would be the proper establishment of Gorefield.
2018-2019: Primary era of Gorefield and r/imsorryjon, a subreddit dedicated to variations of horror-themed Garfield fanart. Standout posts to the community are typically standalone pieces seeking to explore new depths of inhumanity to twist classic Garfield concepts. Others, such as the Garfield Gameboy'd series by Lumpy Touch, explore short-term horror storytelling.
2019-2020: By this point, Gorefield had become route with the mainstream audience, and the internal community began to explore new interpretations of the genre. Drawing from its anti-commercialism roots, many artists began to explore similar body horror themes in other popular franchises while some instead deconstructed the Gorefield subject, returning to the comedic dynamic of classic Garfield while retaining his goofy appearance, or even injecting pathos of Jon and Garfield's owner-pet relation.
2020-2022: In sharp contrast to the prior dominance of horror-themed Garfield, artists began to seek to capture the warmth and charm of the late 70s to early 80s Garfield - an act standing in defiance of brand hegemony, as well as increased trends in pop culture towards franchise recycling. This wave grew to prominence in predominantly queer artist circles on Tumblr, Twitter, and Instagram, correlating to a similar adoption of Snoopy and Hello Kitty as gay icons.
2022-present: In tandem with the height of nostalgic Garfield art were increasing depictions of Garfield as one of the internet's most popular archetypes: a cat-girl. Design elements vary wildly depending on the Intern ecosystem in which they emerge and the taste of the artist; recent artists have sought to use Garfield to increase the amount of fat catgirl content. As with nostalgic Garfield, there is plentiful popularity in the queer community, and depictions of lesbian, butch, and/or transfem Garfield are common.
Garfield's popularity remains a deep paradox, where his deep-seated hold on pop culture exists in parallel to a deep-seated regard for the series humor as trite and repetitive. With this affection devoid of any attachment to the original media, it comes as no surprise how many radically different directions fanart have taken to find a new meaning for the character. At the end of the road, of course, I think Garfield will be with us for a long time, no matter what form they make take.
(All sources to depicted fan-media are linked in corresponding paragraph, please inform me if any are missing / erroneous)
its crazy how nobody has ever been as objectively beautiful as danny john-jules in red dwarf and nobody ever will be again
I'll forever be chasing this high
@iiep-wop
all you guys talkin about catboys this n catboys that better pay respects to the motherfuckinnn ✨🪩ORIGINAL🪩✨catboy
this diva STRUTTED so dan from dan and phil could post that slutty lil sweatshirt pic in cat ears❗️
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I’m already tired of seeing companies advertise pride merch who also have license deals with Harry Potter, and it’s not even Pride Eve. If you don’t understand that every cent of HP merch feeds the dehumanization of transgender people in the UK and subsequently worldwide, you have been living under a rock for a decade. I saw a guy in a gryffindor jacket at the mall last month and I wanted to leap on him like a cheetah on an antelope.
This isn’t some “oh, you ask us to boycott impossible things, we can’t eschew everything Warner brothers owns”. JKR owns the character rights to Harry Potter. That means that any kind of merch, kit, boardgame, decor, print, accessory, etc is funneling money to her. And she is proudly destroying the safety of trans people with that money. And it’s not just trans people, she’s fully down the rabbit hole into generalized bigotry.
Maybe in a couple generations, HP stuff will no longer be a signifier of hatred. Right now though, if you’ve got it on display, I am going to assume you are either oblivious, and cannot be trusted, or you are an active bigot, in which case you are unsafe and also cannot be trusted. It was a fun world to play in for a good long while and a cultural touchstone, but we have to make it clear to capitalists that HP is not profitable. That if they have that stuff for sale, that means they are oblivious and unsafe.
Can Mormons drink Brewster’s coffee in animal crossing?
Can vegans drink Brewster’s pigeon milk, considering he is a fully sapient being giving his consent?
Can Mormons drink Brewster’s coffee in animal crossing?
Hey I’m still alive and doing okay, I have just temporarily??? Lost interest or motivation in tumblring, or really posting pretty much anything anywhere other than comments on metafilter. Anyway if you want to get in touch with me for whatever reason, my discord id should be findable via my pinned post. I have been considering making a discord server just for a bunch of my internet weirdos to pop into and share dumb stuff and art and talk about food and cooking and pets and maybe screaming into the void? But also I’ve attempted this in the past and it is deeply disenheartening to set stuff up and nobody comes by. But I wouldn’t expect anyone to because I haven’t been at the center of any kind of online friend group for like, fifteen years minimum, and I’m not doing fandomy stuff right now either. Anyway I’m just white knuckling my way through fascism like the rest of us. Maybe ina few months my brain will be able to make space for something beyond the bare minimum.
My friends who own the building I live in wanted to put in new lighting into the stairs leading down into the backyard, but since they're artsy goths they decided they wanted to make an art installation of it. Anyway, there is an upside down skeleton's sitting room there now and it's rad as fuck
Here it is from closer angles looking up at it from the stairs. It's so cool.
Uh oh! You are now a were-animal! This means you become a human-sized animal hybrid with uncontrollable bloodlust every night!
Spin this wheel to get your species
How screwed are your loved ones
Not at all! Anyone can fight back against me.
They should be fine with a bit of prep.
Nothing will happen as long as I lock myself in my room.
I'm pretry sure this animal can break down my door, this doesn't look good...
No chance of survival whatsoever.
I'm were-bald (see results)