Princess mode activated

Haley, 28, sinnamon roll

[pangur-and-grim]

who’s my happiest little guy! it’s you!

[cat-faces]

[slicethepi]

you can't just leave this in the replies @all-i-am-is-pharmacy

[miss-holloways]

Rip laerryn coramar-seelie you would've loved the phrase "skill issue"

[bashcrandicoot]

Based on a true story

[groveofgreen]

[werewolf-transgenderism]

only 62 more frogs until we hit 8,000 species described. the moment we've all been waiting for

[werewolf-transgenderism]

there are an average of about 150 new amphibian species described per year so I remain hopeful that 2026 will be the year of 8,000 frogs

[werewolf-transgenderism]

I do love that somebody tagged tumblr's own frog scientist on this post. chop chop dr scherz, we've got 62 more frogs to discover and you're the only frog scientist any of us knows

[werewolf-transgenderism]

GUYS amphibian species of the world is still at 7,994 species of frog BUT amphibiaweb is at 8,008 species of frog, and do you know who is a co-author on the 8,000th species of frog there???? TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR SCHERZ

[markscherz]

[strong-resilient-indigenous]

yall we did it

we made it to boob frogs

[markscherz]

[pangur-and-grim]

he makes me so mad sometimes. no, I don't know how he got up there, and yes he was crying pitifully for rescue

[pangur-and-grim]

the number of times I say "motherfucker" per day has increased 100x since he entered my life

[fullmoonguidance]

thank you for playing stupid games. unfortunately due to ongoing supply line issues, right now we can only give out normal prizes

[fullmetalbias]

a family can be some 30 y/o loser and his 2 kids who became unreasonably attached to him after he risked his life for them

[saurons-pr-department]

'"In whom do my people trust?" [asked Théoden]

"In the House of Eorl," answered Háma.

"But Éomer I cannot spare, nor would he stay," said the king; "and he is the last of that House."

"I said not Éomer," answered Háma. "And he is not the last. There is Éowyn, daughter of Éomund, his sister. She is fearless and high-hearted. All love her. Let her be as lord to the Eorlingas, while we are gone."' -conversation between Théodan & Háma before they leave for Isengard, The Two Towers.

Háma: last I checked you're related to your niece, sir. Another win for Háma.

[pangur-and-grim]

we have to write poems in my creative writing certificate program, so I pieced something together from Belphie's medical reports

[pangur-and-grim]

my professor really liked this and said that it should be 'the nucleus of a chapbook' (so like 15-30 poems of the same theme that I would attempt to get published) but now I feel awkward because I think that she thinks HE DIED? but it turns out, everything will be alright! his heart recovered! the FIP meds are working!

[pangur-and-grim]

if I do make a chapbook, this will be the next page:

[pangur-and-grim]

and then this will be the page after that:

[pangur-and-grim]

I couldn't believe how fast he went from death's door to running and playing once we got the GS441525 into him. I am so incredibly grateful to everyone who's spent their time researching and legislating it!!

[pangur-and-grim]

Belphie is over two years old now, and sometimes when I look at him, I still think he lived.

[creature-lala]

I finally escaped from the clutches of the rogues long enough to make some batfam doodles

The first drawing was inspired by this panel from fear state I think? Or the cowardly lot not sure

It was so cute I had to draw it hehe

[pangur-and-grim]

he causes so many problem

[pangur-and-grim]

[pangur-and-grim]

she rabbit kicked him off the ledge, then smacked him till he fell

[pangur-and-grim]

Pangur after pushing a baby into the abyss

[homunculus-argument]

A free-range group therapy called "get herded, idiot", where you and everyone in your group is set loose to run around on an open field while a highly trained shepherd dog tries to keep you all in one group. I am not sure what benefit this would have for anyone involved.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This would fix everyone involved including the dog

[caffeinatedopossum]

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

[whatyoutaughtwasfear]

guys holy shit

[pangur-and-grim]

I am commissioning the spider images. this is your last chance to escape

[pangur-and-grim]

my refs are so bad

[pangur-and-grim]

BUT THE FINAL ART IS SO GOOD

(this was done by notsoappropro, as promotional art for The Ignoble Invasion of Prince Proculo)

[pangur-and-grim]

I've had people asking for the best place to pre-order! for the USA, it's probably Barnes and Noble. if you're located elsewhere, these are the best links.

and for Australia and New Zealand/Aotearoa, pre-orders will open later in the summer!

[pangur-and-grim]

"Claws like sharpened bananas shot toward me."

this sentence is

good

bad

Voting ended onJun 20

[pangur-and-grim]

ITS EVOCATIVE! LIKE GREAT BIG HUGE BANANAS EXCEPT SHARP!

[pangur-and-grim]

YOU DO IT ON ONE OF THESE! OBVIOUSLY!!!

[pangur-and-grim]

[pangur-and-grim]

a lot of people are very angry with me over this, but I'd just like you to sit down and imagine a banana. maybe a green one so it's extra firm. if you need it to be harder, you can toss it in the freezer.

and that brown end? the hard bit? pencil sharpener. or sharpened with a blade. are you following me? now, attach six of those to a harpy.

yeah. I think you're seeing the vision. you can apologize to me any time you're ready

[pangur-and-grim]

check in time:

I see the vision

it's still really bad

Voting ended onJul 11

[pangur-and-grim]

GOD DAMN IT!

[pitchdarkedge]