Vincit omnia veritas

Marina, 21. Spain. Sorry for the mess you're about to see but I like a lot of things. Still, why don't you give me a chance? I follow back if I like your blog!

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[zumainthyfuture]

[thisaintthegoodshit]

Go off

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this is the best

[the-deadest-of-dead]

give this white boy a medal

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Matt Damon keeping it real

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Chris Evans at the rehearsal for the 87th Academy Awards

[castleisaidlegs]

That chest tattoo tho

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Things French parents say to their kids

When we forget to turn off a light: C’est pas Versailles ici ! Hey, we’re not in Versailles !

When we stand between them and something they want to see: Et ton père, il est vitrier ? Is your father a glazier?

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When you are hungry but the dinner is not ready yet Ben mange ta main et garde l’autre pour demain ! Well, eat your hand and save the other one for tomorrow !

[jadisjavaisuncoeur]

What’s for dinner ? Des caillous. Pebbles.

When you lie too obviously : Et mon cul c’est du poulet. And my ass is made of chicken.

[ewnor]

When you are in a bad mood : Mange des carottes, ça rend aimable. Eat some carrots, you’ll be nicer.

When you are throwing a tantrum : Pleure un coup, tu pisseras moins. Go on and cry, you’ll piss less.

[theelevatorisunworthy-blog]

When someone says something far fetched: Et je suis la reine d’angleterre. And I’m the queen of England.

When someone won’t shut up: Tu said comment on dis de se taire en japonais? Atoitageule.

[pyramidslayer]

look what you can buy

[legionaru-ded-blog]

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

[2pflav-moved-blog]

JESUS CHRYSLER

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[theonlyconstants]

I like how in old animation, you knew what object the characters would interact with. Because they were significantly less detailed than the stationary objects around them.

[disney-garden]

i’m so glad i’m not the only one who noticed..

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that was always the first thing I noticed when watching cartoons

[somanypetals]

this photoset is so funny cause by the 5th gif troy has had enough of this shit

[back-in-the-narrative-deactivat]

Gabriella in that fifth gif though.

Quit playing girl, you already knew it was raining when you started to kiss him.

[leasarflawless]

the bell rings in the fifth gif get your shit together

[jeremy--li]

Harry Pottery and the glorious puberty

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Jesus christ Ginny wow

[countingmycrosses-deactivated20]

is no one else gonna comment how Hedwig was given abs or………

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Visit Original Link

ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure, I give you

Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance, with the vocal part replaced with a single pitch shifted sample of a duck quacking

[emma-soup]

what’s going on have i died

[jaipaul]

i was in tears before i clicked play i’m dying 

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[skygenders]

My current sexuality is Steve Rogers breaking wood with his bare hands

[gremlinshipper]

it look like it’s Tony Stark’s sexuality too

[wintersgoldenchild]

[gilkenansmonsterhouse2006-deact]

hi im a woman living in a post apocalyptic environment/desert island on a tv show and i have the smoothest armpits u have ever seen

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hi im a woman in medieval times and my eyebrows r perfect and I have no leg hair

[busket]

hello im a viking woman in a movie and i have a thin and trim waist and a huge rack and perfect eyeliner

[fancynancyadventures]

Hi I’m a women in a world without power and I wake up with perfect curled hair

[romvnov]

“I did know when she showed up and she found Banner in the middle of India, that something was happening between those two people.”

“I just thought that I was a girl on a mission.”

[castleisaidlegs]

SHE GETS IT

[tomhiddleston-gifs]

[castleisaidlegs]

I NAMED MY DOG “LOKI” TOO

[fleetwoodshaz]

i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:

NO one thinks theyre for you

actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u

nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down

[thelegendofowlhouse]

4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend

[caramelkhaleesi]

[metaleaterz]

thank you, punk jensen

[herenolonger]

[cheers-mrhiddleston]

[castleisaidlegs]

Tom Hiddleston: A Summary

[astrophisics]

What was your favorite scene to do with Chris Evans?

[holtzism]

Can we take a moment