Distracted Disaster

Marvel and laughter (and a bit of Tomfoolery). Mostly in the tags. Also write fics and make Manips. (fics on AO3 only). I try not to post spoilers for at least a month. Main blog.

[haohaode]

Pursuit of Jade 《逐玉》 (2026) ／ Eps. 2 + 7 Fan Changning counting to ten

[ubiquitous-ships]

Changning is the luckiest girl ever, having two murderous-when-provoked cinnamon roll guardians

[jievn]

This is my husband, the man lawfully married to me, Fan Changyu.

[kisskiss-where-is-season-two]

My ides tiramisu, if you even care

[tonguetyd]

Op it’s a great idea, hope you don’t mind me recreating it

[skarabrae-stone]

[magiclilybean]

I think this might be the most beautiful meme I've ever seen. I just spent five minutes extolling all its virtues to my husband:

It doesn't even mention Julius Caesar or the Ides of March.

It's from a very different segment of the play

It's not even the famous part of that segment that everyone knows by heart

The "I'm just sayin'" attitude of all the Seinfeldians in the screenshot (although if memory serves, what they're actually saying is, "not that there's anything wrong with that")

It just comes at the whole situation in such an oblique fashion

I don't think I've ever seen an Ides of March meme do anything like this before

I love it and I love you for bringing it to me.

[marisatomay]

he had it coming

[taissaifarmiga]

“Gretchen Wieners had cracked.”

MEAN GIRLS (2004) dir. Mark Waters

[escuerzoresucitado]

[asskylosaurus]

You know I turned on the sound just to help me understand what was going on and I guess it was exactly what it looked like.

[geeoharee]

Ooh! Spot the industrial safety device! The worker has to press a 'stab the cheese' button with both hands. This is because if they're doing that, neither of their hands can be within the cheese stabbing zone.

[thetablestspoon]

This cheese is being stabbed safely

[autisticbisexualsokka]

Julius Chaeser

[wordfather]

i had a twisted dream this morning when my alarm tried to wake me up where jeff goldblum said 'Actually if you sleep a bit Longer you'll have More time to get ready It's called the Goldblum's Law and it works just go back to sleep' and i believed him and i overslept

[wordfather]

hey boss sorry im late. i got Goldblumed

[mihai-florescu]

[marvelousmindloki]

Frigga just wanted a nice family picture for their holiday card, but Loki made one helmet joke too many and Thor’s done.

[sophsun1]

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) dir. Ron Howard

[filmgifs]

How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) dr. Ron Howard

[unrealunearths]

merry crisis

[katestewartt]

Traditional Wilfred Mott wearing antlers Christmas post

[bigandlong]

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

[angelwarm]

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

[angelwarm]

today is the day

[joshpeck]

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

[pumpkinylink]

The cherry pie worked for me and here’s to hoping it’ll work for you too

[fanficaddict13125-deactivated20]

Let the cherry pie do it’s magic

[vxin-exe-x]

Hell! I swear the world was not ready for this!👀🔥🖤 Can't wait to see Tom as Jonathan Pine again...🍷🖤