its not a phase, mom

cute as heck but can break your neck

[teddiusra]

Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy’s first law of Equivalent Exchange.

[foolishtrashman]

i walked two kilometers to hatch an egg and its a zubat this is why i cant be a parent i cant wait 9 months for a kid what if its a fucking zubat again

[pokemon-i-choose-you]

[stability]

[briannathestrange-deactivated20]

GERALD! GET OFF THE ROCK! SHOVE OFF! OFF! OFF! OFF! OFF! OFF! OFF! {x}

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

marx when he sees barnes & noble charging people $15.95 for a copy of the communist manifesto

[sketchshark]

Someday, son.

[daenerys-stormborn]

game of thrones // parallels // 1.01, 5.01, 3.09, 1.02 with 6.02

[oldblogarchived]

doorbell: *rings*

me:

[quietdistaste-deactivated201507]

[justbadpuns]

A crossover between King Midas and King Oedipus would be pure motherfucking gold

[walrusofdoom]

How dare you make me read this with my own two eyes

[swanofmischief]

#Well Oedipus certainly can’t read it with his (via theladyspanishes)

[showslow-deactivated20180412]

[submissivebluebird]

Dispatchwork, Lego street art around the world by Jan Vormann.

This is super cool!

[penjamin]

[knightofleo]

Alexandra Khitrova raspberry dragon blueberry dragon cherry dragon grape dragon cloudberry dragon

more by Alexandra Khitrova

[dicknurse]

!!!!

[iamnotsebastianstan-archive-dea]

As I get older, I have come to appreciate High School Musical for much different reasons than when I was a child.

[drowwse]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[ulibeanzz]

unfamiliar with the concept