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Hello mutuals.

As a heads-up, I changed my user from: illfigureouttheuserlater -> castleupinthemist (current)

I'm making this my pinned post for now, but this blog is still pro pretty boys.

#I would've made this yesterday #but i was tired #so today it is

middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add

charl0ttan

*shining a flashlight around* helloo? is anyone mad at me in here

cutecipher

L + i know your ip + i detected a dracula on your network

mosslingg

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

yayculture

let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun

ispyspookymansion

despazito

setalye

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

tcol-lingrimm

These were Poll Art pieces from Patreon/Boosty ~☆

Whenever our subscribers chose certain characters or themes in polls, we drew little bonus sketches for them. The first one is, as you can probably guess, Junyver after defeating Elias in their glorious poll battle.

And the last two are New Year-themed sketches, where Elias and Ingrid lost to Roui and Kariom. A tragic event for some. A celebration for others.

rnismatch

will you let me go to heaven

d0uble-0h-se7en

Footnotes that make me scream

#the ellipses at the beginning of the footnote...

fascinationstreetmp3

i can't stop watching this

boccher

i think every british journalist should just be gunned down

maidthings

On the small soggy wet archipelago that makes up the modern day united kingdom, sunny days are a rare phenomenon. As such, the peoples of england cherish each and every one, even going so far as to write songs about them in their local music. With sunlight in such high demand, to block it deliberately is nigh unthinkable, hence their cultural confusion at the invention of the parasol.

memorycycle

ant queen: iam so dehydrated and full of eggs can smebody get me a class of water.... ogf

the HUD in the corner of her vision at all times: larva3847 has begun to pupate! 😯 larva3848 has begun to pupate! 😯 antwarrior234579 has died in battle! 😨 antwarrior225680 has died in battle! 😨 antwarrior234236 has died in battle! 😨 larva3849 has begun to pupate! 😯

gooeykit

you would make this post

memorycycle

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