I finally got it on video of him STOMPING on his lil fish toy
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I finally got it on video of him STOMPING on his lil fish toy
Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…
I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned
It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good
Highlights include:
For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.
Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.
Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.
I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.
I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.
Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.
Actually I've decided this is a poem
It sucks asking for help, but i may open some animal sketch commissions to help offset the costs of traveling an hour and a half from home to the hospital for my moms kidney transplant checkup visits as well as grocerys for me for staying home for a month
Im gonna link my kofi here for now
And come out with prices once i have more sleep.
Thank you for your support if you do donate, it means a lot especially in this economy 🥰
my house is scary at night
Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications
pro tip if you're ever stuck on a math problem you can try meowing at it. It wont help but you CAN try it.
This is what kitty cats are saying when they sniff each other
Unrestrained summer fun 😁
this must be such a delicate experience for a creature that can dive two stories deep and has been seen cliff diving into the ocean
Such a quiet and gentle experience for a megafauna cryptid that can headbutt a speeding truck and walk away It’s like seeing Godzilla in a kiddie pool
During a summer heat wave in Alaska growing up (yes it’s a thing), my dad had several sprinklers and a tractor sprinkler going in the yard. From the woods behind the house suddenly came two young babies and a very large mother.
They came directly towards the tractor sprinkler and sat right down.
My dad verrrrry slowly pulled the hose of the other sprinklers, and repositioned them in the backyard so they would spray grass under the shade of several trees.
Lo and behold, the mother moose got up, walked over to the water now pooling beside these trees, and plomped down. The two babies followed after and just fell over in the cool water.
My mom is getting ready to have an organ transplant, can i get some good vibes for her?
Surgery went well and she is in recovery now, thank you for the well wishes and vibes 🙏
She is finally at home and resting! So happy it went as smooth as it did
Love the universe need of all babies human and animal to just lay on adults
A collection
Further proof
Let’s snuggle on mama
cant do the mutual first memory rb game because i genuinely cant remember anything. i dont know you were all my mutuals at birth. we were joined by the stars and by blogging
m,y first memory is that I Loved You and do still
every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing
Sometimes when I'm sad I look up pregnant guinea pigs
And then if I'm still sad I look up baby guinea pigs
And if THAT somehow didn't work, I look up baldwin pigs who are in the middle of molting their baby fur
The joy of a cat staring with love at you 💕
Oh the joy of having an animal that loves hugs and kissies 🥰