I know we’re not for sure getting to see them all the way through senior year but I’m so emo thinking about a Bad Kids graduation—
- Riz def pulled an all nighter the night before working on a case and shows up right before they walk bc Sklonda pulled him up out of his work when she got home from a shift and did that thing where she licked her thumb to get ink off his face and they had a cute moment before she was like “we are late—we have to fucking go, kiddo!” Late that night, they go to Pok’s grave and give a play-by-play of the day.
- Gorgug spends like an hour with Wilma and Digby over-politely debating how close they should sit to where he’s sitting and where he wants them to be. He and Zelda take a really cute picture in front of the school where he’s giving her a piggy back ride before she runs off to find the rest of the Seven (given the plot of the Seven she might already have graduated??) He’s kind of early so he sits awkwardly in the line up spot just chilling listening to hard rock.
- Fabian gets woken up by Cathilda, who hands him presents and letter from his dad. He rides to school as normal on the Hangman but as soon as they meet up he’s like being loud and laughing about the good times but full on the brink of tears the whole time. He def cries when the first of them walks (which should actually be Adaine) and does not stop. 🥺
- Adaine, Kristin, and Fig show up together from the Manor. Jawbone just nods a lot and keeps telling them how proud he is. Sandra Lynn takes an ungodly amount of pictures of each of them separately and all of them together. Aelwyn does Adaine’s hair and make-up and says stuff like “it’s no Hudol” but also is trying to cover up how proud she is. Adaine knows. She walks proudly, head up, with Boggy on her shoulder.
-Kristen and Tracker fully have sex that morning, and Tracker just tries to show her how proud she is. Kristen wears a fitted suit and probably has a shaved head tbh. She has a huge pride button on the front of her grad gown that’s like a little too big. She and Tracker go get matching tattoos the next day, probably of the moon or something.
- Fig is acting like it’s not a big deal as Sandra Lynn takes a million pictures of her getting ready to go. At graduation, Ayda sits with Gorthalax, who yells uncomfortably loud when Fig walks— he def does that dad whistle thing. Gilear buys her a six pack of yogurt and as VP is reading off the names. He fucks up Fig’s and the microphone has an ungodly amount of feedback. Fig posts a Bad Kids group picture later that week with a song teaser for a song she wrote about all of them that goes viral.
After, they all go to Basrar’s and just eat ice cream very chaotically in their assortment of disheveled levels of grad hats and gowns and nice clothes. Basrar takes a Polaroid of the six of them out front, laughing arm-in-arm. And then Riz realizes something about a case or something attacks and they’re off, onto the next one…
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