Casual Cults @casualculting - Tumblr Blog

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Some more gangsta toon au fan art uvu

Hi, I don't know if you take asks, but I think you should update your bio. You're art is beautiful, let alone special! You deserve lots of followers and attention!

Aaaaa tysm ;;💕💕

ask-chef-teruteru

How about you lend me your pizza cutter before you need to find out ,eh? Common, don’t say that I look like the type who would use it for anything dangerous or unethical .

“You— you ain’t really soothin’ my nerves phrasin’ it that way... Ain’t, um— ain’t tryna suggest nothin’ ‘bout what kinda person y’all are. Ain’t like I know ya from Adam to go makin’ any judgments...

I... I think maybe it’s best if I just... Err... Don’t lend out none o’ the tools o’ my trade. Ever. To anybody. Not just you. That’s— that’s reasonable. Won’t ask y’all for nothin’ n’ you can respond in kind.”

casualculting

“Oh quit making that face , won’t cha? I’m not t h a t intimidating . It’s not like I asked you to borrow your gun or anythin. It’s just a pizza cutter godammit .”

ask-chef-teruteru

“Tellin’ me I oughta lend it to y’all ‘fore I need to find out why it got confiscated? How’m I s’posed to take that if not as a threat?

Like I was sayin’ maybe I’ll lend it out if you tell me why yours got confiscated in the first place. Think I’m gonna be pleased even if y’ain’t usin’ it for nothin’ but pizza n’ get it confiscated too? Ain’t got the budget that chain stores got, y’know? I go losin’ my utensils n’ it takes away from my livelihood.”

casualculting

“I ehm...my previous was confiscated cause I gave someone a hair cut usin it - without consent . I was plannin on usin yours to cut up a water melon . I’m not allowed near knives for some reason , so I had to think outside the box ya know ?”

ask-chef-teruteru

How about you lend me your pizza cutter before you need to find out ,eh? Common, don’t say that I look like the type who would use it for anything dangerous or unethical .

“You— you ain’t really soothin’ my nerves phrasin’ it that way... Ain’t, um— ain’t tryna suggest nothin’ ‘bout what kinda person y’all are. Ain’t like I know ya from Adam to go makin’ any judgments...

I... I think maybe it’s best if I just... Err... Don’t lend out none o’ the tools o’ my trade. Ever. To anybody. Not just you. That’s— that’s reasonable. Won’t ask y’all for nothin’ n’ you can respond in kind.”

casualculting

“Oh quit making that face , won’t cha? I’m not t h a t intimidating . It’s not like I asked you to borrow your gun or anythin. It’s just a pizza cutter godammit .”