A New HDG Sideblog

Yes I made this after only knowing about Human Domestication Guide for one day, I have a feeling this is going to completely take me over otherwise. | 26 | she/they

[october-val]

Terrans say the darndest things…

[pavizi]

oc art. uncropped doodles below

[foone]

Huge alien desperately flipping through glitchyrobo's Human Domestication Guide, while a feral human tries to chew their way out of their collar.

"well this is no use at all. This isn't a guide at all, it's some kind of fictional story!"

They look down at the little human that's switched to trying to stab their way through the alien's carapace. Where did they even get a knife? They were naked and fully disarmed a moment ago!

The alien searches the human infonet again. Ahh, there's other results for "human domestication guide". Surely one of these will have some advice.

The alien grabs the human who is currently trying to escape through the partially disassembled food synthesizer built into the wall of the ship, and holds them like a furious wriggling teddy bear as they start to read the rest of the HDG stories they can find. Hopefully at least once of these has some practical suggestions.

[ms-teagan]

There's something very alluring to me about the idea of florethood being such that the fact that your brain has been rewired to such an extent to enjoy the trappings of florethood that your species' natural reward patterns for engaging with reproductive-adjacent behaviors are functionally secondary.

The feeling of being in a haze of phytotoxin, held secure and idly stroked by an affini's vines and uncomplicated physical intimacy with other pets fills you with such a deep and gentle roil of pleasure and contentment and purpose that rewrites any sexuality you once had to simply floret.

Like yeah, a number of florets still have more "traditional" sex, but that's a hobby.

[ms-teagan]

(and hey, I don't kinkshame — it's really neat that many florets have a historical intercourse fetish! :P)

[machineatmidnight]

STEAMED FLORETS

hdg parody of steamed hams

and no the joke isnt just steamed florets

[hdgprom]

Beware the pipeline!

[glitchyrobo]

how feralists sound when they complain about the compact

(Thanks to @salamanding for letting me use her super cute gif and also @teagan-of-kevera for the use of the terran accord flag & feralist pride flag)

[littleembla]

To celebrate my entry into HDG, I made this comic.

[royalfurtherevenmore]

oh no.

my brain just thought "oh dirt" in responce to something oh no nonononono this is how "stars" and "blinding" became a part of my vocabulary oh no

[orangaria]

It's about time, silly :3

[cherrypillowzz]

sorry i can't stop myself

[cherrypillowzz]

sometimes its fun to just get a little bimbofied… dont worry about whats behind me though . just juust dont look back there its fine

[cherrypillowzz]

for anyone who was guessing this was about hdg well im afraid you were right. im suffering an affliction rn

[pavizi]

more hdg art. its got me bad

[heyhoneyfox]

Maladaptive daydreaming as a child was like "what if I was in the digimon universe" and now it's like "what if someone genuinely loved me even though I'm flawed"

[manjaro-official]

what if metalgreymon genuinely loved me even though I'm flawed

[warmchrysanthemum]

what if skullgreymon genuinely loved me even though I'm flawed

[bunnybot-draws]

[glitchyrobo]

Sometimes a meme shows up in my brain and I have to make it or I'll explode

I really ought to make a newer floret model (or finish the Aiko model >_>). I like this one but the topology and rigging isn't the besttt and it doesn't hold up to my current standards kjsdfhgkjsdfh

[charsnumber1malleablepuppenhund]

we REALLY need to start sending more signals into space uh. for. no reason at all.

[orangaria]

“Yea hdg is fun. Sure there is that noncon stuff and the imperialism but when you get past all that then there’s some good stuff in there”

Oh please frost right off. It always makes me so so frustrated to see people go to such great lengths to enjoy HDG by ignoring its most fundamental ideas and concept.

I don’t know if it’s the desire to belong or some form of need to connect with a “likeminded”community but like…

Go read other fiction. Other smut. Hdg is specific in its goals, and if those goals aren’t your thing then fine. move on. Please, DEFINITELY don’t start writing a story of your own in the setting that will be “more palatable”.

Would you go to a BDSM party if that’s not your thing? Would you try and turn the entire basis of that event around to fit what *you* consider to be good? Girl there’s plenty of other events that are full of things you’ll actually enjoy. We’re here to get hog slapped, why are you here if you don’t like pain?

I wish everyone the best. I wish everyone can find a setting they can connect with and be obsessed about. But lots of us loves HDG for what it has always been.