No Day but Today

Just a random 26 year old from the beautiful, rainy Pacific NW. I love musicals, general geekiness, and all things fluffy. Favorite blogs: SAILORKITTY

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

did i ever tell you guys about that time i gave my sister 2000 nickels for her birthday

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

special ordered them from the bank

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

nice to know that in a world full of change, tumblr still has no idea how numbers work

[laurajameskinney]

thats…thats $100, right? 

[rabeimwald]

@ you weebs

2,000/10=200

Two hundred dollar power move

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#Math is literally the only thing i have going for me  #It’s my bragging right  #Even Gaud can’t take that away

You divided by 10. 10 is for dimes

[lizzykasters]

Y'all. 2,000 nickels is $400. 2,000÷5. It equals $400.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m crying. no, no it doesn’t

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the answers keep getting worse better

[pawesome-but-pawful]

Guys it’s 50$.

what the hell.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

honey no

[fracturedsunbeams]

This post is getting progressively worse and I love it with a passion 

[d0esntmakesense]

I have no idea how much a nickel is in actual money

[just-chilln]

[killerchickadee]

You kiddos have no idea how groundbreaking this was. Like there’s a reason THE lesbian website for a billion years was called After Ellen. She changed everything.

[classicmeevs]

Distance doesn’t exist theory. What we perceive as distance is actually just the amount of space between things, represented by length.

[hyperazraphael]

So… Distance.

[classicmeevs]

doest exist theory. Exactly

[weirdmageddon]

that YO THATS MICHAEL JACKSON !! HEE HEE hee hEE ᴴᴱᴱ ᴴᴱᴱ OHMʸᴳᴼᴼᴼᴰᴰ video is one of the funniest things ive seen

the way this guy just. stops..lmfao

[sylvrain]

im over here wheezing in the corner of my bed and my roommates looking at me like a fucking freak i am so thankful for the internet

[sylvrain]

Im literally on the FUCKING floor i cant stop laughing at this

[just-shower-thoughts]

Stan Lee lived long enough to see his comic book characters touch the lives of two generations: those who grew up with comics and those who grew up with superhero movies

[tkkatherineblog]

[theintrovertnation]

[enjoyablesquares]

[homelessslut]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[rinasaurusrex]

Bold of you to assume there will be icebergs by 2022

[capacity]

Us after reading this caption

[aangmarble]

“Avatar: The Last Airbender” Recap Cartoon → Book One

[aangarchy]

ZUKO KILLED MEEEEEE

[catchymemes]

[dsxsbx]

[a-joyfuljourney]

[livelegatolagrange-deactivated2]

Janet from The Good Place is one of the best character on any tv show ever

[bjork-bork]

Icon

[bellygangstaboo]

what the hell is going on in this country?!

[tontonmichel-deactivated2022021]

Well damn

[justcariii]

Shit has been bad for a while

[fatcr0w]

Right so this lady was smart, if you’re ever in a sedan-style trunk there’s a little pull tab that you can use to get yourself out that is STANDARD in cars built after 2001. It’s the law just like headlights and seatbelts.

if you are in an SUV style vehicle or newer model car you may be able to find the automatic trunk release wire, pull on it, it will pop the trunk

if you can’t find any of that stuff,look for the brake light housing. You will need to pull back the trunk carpeting and feel about. It’s probably bolted in, but some careful wiggling will dislodge it. If people see a goddamn arm waving out of a hole in a car while they poke along I-95 they likely will do something about it

[msleoduh]

Reblog to save a life….