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Did you used to write a Thranduil's wife long long time ago...?
...yes. How did you know?
@caerula-parma
“ When you live as long as I have…you become cynical about many things little one. “
“Perhaps...”
“But in that time wouldn’t you have also seen some of the good this world has to offer?”
firecast:
dripping hands lifted, the man looking over the new seal made over the previous. He did the best he could, considering Kushina’s seal and adding his own improvisitions. It still had some questions of reliability, and he would be sure to ask Kushina and Jiraiya-sensei for another opinion if when they get back to the village. At the very least, it wouldn’t cause any trouble when they’d get to the village.
“I mastered sealing from a great Uzumaki and a legendary sanin, have a little faith in your sensei.”
The words came with a closed-eye smile and great reassurance as he carefully scooped her up, mindful to the shoulder wound. His face drops effortless as he refocuses, assessing their surrounding, playing out options in his head in just a split of the moment.
“Rin, I’ll take you back to the village through my Flying Thunder God Seal. Kakashi, I trust you’ll have no trouble returning on your own?” He looked over to the other jounin, double checking for injuries as he received a curt nod in response. He was shaken, Minato could tell that much. A little moment alone might be good for him. He returned the nod.
And just like that, they were at the Konoha hospital, the seal he’d placed there for just these instances flickering some. With no hesitation, Minato called for a medic, glancing back at Rin, looking for any sign that the seal failed.
“Do you feel any different?”
Different was one word for how she felt, but she wasn’t sure how to express it other than a profound rage. She’d come to realize that while her sensibilities had been wounded, her emotions were no longer entirely her own. For a moment all she could do was scowl at him, her sunny face contorted into something vile, wrathful and almost inhuman.
As the medic approached she did her best to push away from him. She wasn’t ungrateful, but she no longer wished to be held. There was no point in arguing, or pointing out how foolish Minato had been. It was done, and he wouldn’t listen to her before, she doubted he would now.
She decided not to answer him, instead she looked away, focusing on the medic. If he was so confident in his seal then he could judge it himself. She’d relate her opinions to the people who’d actually listen. Quietly she detailed what had happened to her, though no mention of Isobu passed her lips, the sheer mention of chidori sending a chill down the medic’s spine.
She didn’t blame them.
Ayyy hmu
Seriously. Add me and I will scream about Mirai Sarutobi.
Ayyy hmu
@mita-rashi Please tell me we got at least some official art of the wedding. I need it.
Quick question
Did Asuma and Kurenai ever get married? Or did they just have a kid?
texts from last night! meme
[text] Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today? [text] The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here [text] He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after. [text] I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW [text] So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one’s for Team USA. [text] He gave me the “find somebody who wants to date you for who you are” speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants. [text] I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese [text] I just got high off one hit and then Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refrigerator and researching ways to replace it [text] Seriously. I’m like, “Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you’re so fucking intelligent I’m turned on?” [text] Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet? [text] He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I’m keeping him. [text] I’m making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life. [text] It’s a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later. [text] Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I’ve been waiting for this moment forever. [text] Lesson learned. Don’t roleplay with a real knife. [text] We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman’s birthday party for the food. Whoops. [text] He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle. [text] I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I’d say it was a pretty successful Thursday night. [text] I’m wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real. [text] He’s like… An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It’s almost unsettling [text] I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I’ve found the One. [text] Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while… if you happen to find your balls then join us [text] i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”… [text] and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba” [text] so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog. [text] Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever. [text] Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me [text] We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sounds logical. Thank you daylight savings. [text] when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was “chug-a-lug” [text] There’s a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork. [text] Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine [text] My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there. [text] He told me he loved me. I didn’t know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him [text] Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten [text] Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly. [text] He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter. [text] we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I’ve ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury [text] I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man’s heart. [text] When was the last time you wore pants? [text] I’ve replaced you with thin mints and masturbation [text] Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast. [text] Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time [text] Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent [text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person. [text] I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how’s your day going? [text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today. [text] We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What’s wrong with this tradition? [text] all i’ve had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila. [text] Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don’t exist? [text] Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special [text] And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention [text] This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the “High While Analyzing Disney Movies” texts begin. [text] Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won’t quit poking me on fb [text] I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes [text] One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won’t be me. I’m drinking liquor out of a fishbowl. [text] You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy [text] im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster [text] just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing. [text] I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on [text] Let’s play a little game called “Chill the Fuck Out” - you’re our first contestant [text] Didn’t get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie. [text] I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion. [text] you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat [text] tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance? [text] We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out [text] maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game [text] i think its awesome that according to your mom i’m your friend that caught on fire. [text] So fucked up. Can’t tell if I’m starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out. [text] I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day. [text] Vodka is such a love hate relationship. [text] you traded sex for a burrito? [text] I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos. [text] You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there. [text] it’s not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher. [text] You’re always adorable, but when you’re drunk, you’re like Chia Pet adorable. [text] this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest [text] I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box [text] I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old’s Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day. [text] It’s like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it’s gummy bears and instead of milk it’s vodka. [text] You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go [text] Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome. [text] we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying “i mean who doesn’t like cheetos” [text] quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you [text] I left a cheeto on everyone’s car trailing to the house i’m at, hanzel and gretel style. [text] Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again. [text] nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs [text] When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar. [text] kinda considering buying a life alert for sophomore year [text] My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something. [text] Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex. [text] you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing ‘follow the yellowbrick road’. i’m pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted [text] It’s like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job. [text] did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes? [text] The world would be so much better with thought bubbles. [text] I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy! [text] You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen. [text] I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter. [text] So I woke up today with someone’s door knob in my pocket. I hope everybody else got out of the house ok. [text] So we successfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know. [text] Because when I say ‘You shouldn’t drink anymore’, she hears, ‘I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks’ [text] okay, this game isn’t funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are. [text] The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing. [text] when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed [text] so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat. [text] You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone [text] never. drinking. again. [text] I’m gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see. [text] got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night [text] I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now [text] i’m out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction. [text] Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I want to plot. I have an Obito idea and two Kakashi ideas and idk who to share them with.
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EDIT: you don’t have to be an Obito or Kakashi to like, those are just the ones I already have ideas for.
@hatakiri
“Hmmm, I’m thinking something hearty. No seafood.” She’d lost the taste for it over the years. Isobu seemed to have mixed feelings on eating them and made his presence known. Glancing up from the menu, the wall she’d erected between them to keep things light and casual, to look him in the eye. One...she forgot about that. Swallowing she smiled, finally asking him. “Want to share something? Or-?”
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I want to plot. I have an Obito idea and two Kakashi ideas and idk who to share them with.
Like this for me to come plot with you!
EDIT: you don’t have to be an Obito or Kakashi to like, those are just the ones I already have ideas for.
I want to plot. I have an Obito idea and two Kakashi ideas and idk who to share them with.
Like this for me to come plot with you!
EDIT: you don’t have to be an Obito or Kakashi to like, those are just the ones I already have ideas for.
I'll be on in a little bit
My other blogs are making me tired and Rin only wants to do shipping. I'm hoping a cuppa tea will help curb the craving.
I want to plot. I have an Obito idea and two Kakashi ideas and idk who to share them with.
Like this for me to come plot with you!
EDIT: you don’t have to be an Obito or Kakashi to like, those are just the ones I already have ideas for.
I want to plot. I have an Obito idea and two Kakashi ideas and idk who to share them with.
Like this for me to come plot with you!
EDIT: you don't have to be an Obito or Kakashi to like, those are just the ones I already have ideas for.
@despairinghxpe
ANBU was top secret, off the record. No one knew who they were...except when you did. Rin did her best to pretend not to know who was under the mask as she treated their wounds but she knew. While some people she could accept, allow them to carry on the path they’d chose, such as Kakashi, she couldn’t bring herself to be okay with Itachi’s participation. “Are you well?”
Her hands still healed his shoulder, but her lips brushed passed his ear as she spoke, scarcely above a whisper. He was a clever boy, she knew he knew what she had meant. “Do you need anything?”