[jumex]

pasta is an antidepressant

[blluish]

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

[prsephonies-deactivated20200815]

im not INTERESTED anymore in seeing men’s perception of what female leisure time looks like, how we lounge around hairless and small and beautiful on our beds and couches in oversized shirts and lace underwear, unaware and unassuming and all the more beautiful for not Trying to be beautiful, i’m TIRED of it. even our most basic freedom of privacy, time alone with the self, has been butchered and ripped from us by the gaze of male photographers and artists

[backgroundensemble]

men’s perception of women lounging:

women actually lounging

[harvard-dad-deactivated20180911]

The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses

[thyrell]

no witnesses if youre bad enough at parallel parking

[transvioletbaudelaire]

When lemony snicket said “i will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong. i will love you until all the codes and hearts have been broken and until every anagram and egg has been unscrambled. i will love you as we grow older, which has just happened, and has happened again, and happened several days ago, continuously, and then several years before that, and will continue to happen as the spinning hands of every clock and the flipping pages of every calendar mark the passage of time. i will love you as we find ourselves farther and farther from one another, where once we were so close that we could slip the curved straw, and the long, slender spoon, between our lips and fingers respectively. i will love you if you don’t marry me. i will love you if you marry someone else, and i will love you if you have a child, and i will love you if you have two children, or three children, or even more, although I personally think three is plenty, and i will love you if you never marry at all, and never have children, and spend your years wishing you had married me after all, and I must say that on late, cold nights i prefer this scenario out of all the scenarios i have mentioned. that, beatrice, is how i will love you even as the world goes on its wicked way”

[thenatsdorf]

Cat uses meowssager.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[shmadej-deactivated20180906]

no song will ever be as good as the chain by fleetwood mac ……….. like ………… yes bitch ………. break the silence …………. damn the dark ………… damn your lies ……………

[momo-n-appa]

Tried to take a picture of my Christmas tree, and my cat decided it’s the perfect time for a glamor shot

[mostlycatsmostly]

that cat is huge

[404-alarnia-was-not-found]

the cat is sitting on a table not a rug

[ajd1219]

Oh my god. Thank you. I was concerned.

[animentality]

oh my god.

I was gonna congratulate you on your panther.

[astrolocherry]

am i okay? everything is allll okay!! I AM A

S - suffering in the never ending void of boredom A - avoiding your reality by not dealing with you G - go away I - ice cold if you make me point out the truth T - tempted to change my name so you cant find me T - tactical self-saboteur A - abandoning first so i cant be abandoned R - recovering from no sleep I - impulsive at exactly the moment everything is on the line U- using humour to hide my cries for help behind S - satisfied with everything toxic in reach  

[seashellronan]

grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you

[shen-ancalhar]

“No woman needs you” said the future cat lady lol

Newsflash. No man needs a bitch telling him to eat rabbit food and nagging him constantly.

I cannot wait to see feminism burn itself out.

[masonicbeheadingritual]

u gonna die of scurvy in the name of antifeminism

[tony-hawks-underground]

The scurvy got him

[fentymylove]

[florideae]

a toxic dad in a tv show: *cries and shows vulnerability, in order to evoke sympathy*

me, unfazed: die

[seatrench]

(source)

[seatrench]

updated with the correct source

[twilightrenaissance]

J.K. Rowling Has Announced That Edward Cullen From ‘Twilight’ is Gay

[scundered]

some kid just skateboarded down my street crying