im not dead

and im not for sale

[tony-hawks-underground]

[greeniery]

in the year 2000 the most romantic thing somebody could say to someone else was “if i go crazy then will you still call me Superman”

[tony-hawks-underground]

Saw a post that was like "shes fighting for her life in the group chat cos she sent a Pic of you" as if i wouldn't feel 100x better abt myself learning the person I liked was actively defending me to their friends

[selfmaderibcageman]

my uh, close internet friend broke up with his girlfriend over financial things but the more he describes it the more i think its insane he ever stayed. She wanted to be engaged before they even moved in with each other, no prenup, she's 60k in debt, he has like 100k in assets, she's a Divorce Laywer. Can you imagine getting rushed into marriage by a divorce lawyer. lmao.

[bish0ps]

[tragicburnout]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

[90svoorhees-deactivated20230616]

Okay who cares if someone’s clingy???? They fucking love and adore you??? You don’t like being adored? Loser

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[funkmclovin]

$30 is the new $5 but $100 is still $100 #Fucked

[tony-hawks-underground]

Ooh downstairs neighbor mad cos im existing in my fucking cheap ass apartment womp womp

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[funkmclovin]

$30 is the new $5 but $100 is still $100 #Fucked

[tony-hawks-underground]

Song of the day!!!!!!!!

[tony-hawks-underground]

Watching backrooms 👍

[vedurnan]

human and bug relations will change by the end of the century

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

was your pet expensive to get?

yes

no

not the most expensive but not the cheapest either

for free

it was a gift

found it outside

traded for something

results

Remaining time: 5 days 13 hours

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[ironwoman359]

what a beautiful creature....

[b1tchcup]

my favorite tweet ever. Every time I go to find it I’m blown away by how few retweets it has

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[speedlimit15]

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

[64mpg]

does anyone have $1k and a parasocial relationship with me that may tempt them to send it to me