Let's Mosey

Hi, I'm a plushie enthusiast and I shitpost Reeve Tuesti content. Sometimes I shitwrite too.

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Sorry I don’t talk in an uwu voice, I don’t know what you expected me to do//UWU~

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His little squeaaaaaaaaaak~

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Ah yes, just the thing to absorb my corporate tears while I cry at my desk for my regularly scheduled breakdown.

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I have never related to any video game character more than Reeve and his inability to look like he doesn’t despise everyone he works with.

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🧙‍♂️ 🧊 ☕️

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We all have that one well-meaning, edgelord friend who just quotes a Breaking Benjamin lyric at us during tough times and walks away.

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~ Seven foot frame, cats along his back, when he calls you name, it all fades to black ~

This is how I’m explaining the height difference on FFR Reeve and DOC Reeve.

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~ Your fate is sealed when your prophecy is read ~

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Reeve hums the victory fanfare at his desk after every battle, much to the confusion of his colleagues who believe he is working on important city planning things.

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Reeve fans unite! ... all five of us.

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The fact that crippling medical bills led Tifa to ultimately say “fuck capitalism” is the most relatable part of FFVII.

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FF7R twitter actually acknowledging Reeve’s existence? No way!

Also, interesting stuff. I guess I always thought Reeve’s office was separate, but this does make sense. Never noticed him in that corner before!

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Translation of Tweet

[Small story] The office booth of the urban development department on the 63rd floor of the Shinra Building. Did you know that you can see Reeve working quietly in the back? Please look for Reeve!

Pictures in more detail

Floor 63

Floor 63 interior shot with Reeve in the corner

OOC || Out of Charge

Hoo boy, that’s ruined nearly two decades of HC about his office. And I swear it looked like a proper office with the sofas and everything? I’ll keep his secret cubby area though. Pry that from my cold dead paws.

Also clearly there’s no hanky panky in such open plan spaces (I mean there could be, but he’s a voyeur, not an exhibitionist). But nonetheless, still think… it’s pretty cool?

I SPY WITH MY CRESCENT EYES… A REEVE!

[catatonicengineers]

Wait, Reeve doesn’t even have a door? He’s just off to the side in a glorified cubicle that everyone can see into, with camera on the ceiling, and a Shinra flag over his head? Like a retail floor manager whose office anyone can walk into a bitch about colleagues and trash lobby music?

Oh, bb, why did they do you so dirty...

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“There's plenty of stuffed toys like my body around, but there's only one me!”

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Insult my outfit, I’ll insult your entire garbage city.

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Theory: Reeve Tuesti owns at least one pair of heelies.