unfortunately, an ask blog

sometimes you have to resurrect a guy using a cat. don't worry about it too much! this is a very silly AU where everyone except philbin is alive and winslow is part cat. it exists to make you suffer. you're welcome modded by @tickfleato and @boxheadpaint

[catboywinslow]

I love you with all my heart Winslow *leaves bowl of cat food and records*

vynal... taste bad.

[catboywinslow]

I don’t go here but I love the artwork and general vibe!

What if catboy here had a cat tree or cat tunnel owo

watch him topple it all down

[catboywinslow]

catboy winslow, do you often carry lipstick to reapply??

having paws for hands is quite difficult. ending up just smearing it everywhere

[catboywinslow]

so like, what was the adjustment period like?

its been ahhhhhhh... really.... *groovy*

[catboywinslow]

*gently puts a small flower on Winslow's head*

winslow_leach<div>CATBOY</div>.exe has stopped working

[catboywinslow]

does catboy winslow still have the cape in cat form or did he just shred it immediately w his big meaty claws

approach and I promise not to use those claws on you

[catboywinslow]

(kills beef again)

[catboywinslow]

Wait does Winslow still need his voice box anymore? If no does he still use it for recreational purposes

it makes for a good bludgeon at occasions if not in use.

[catboywinslow]

Everybody wants to be a cat Because a cat's the only cat who knows where it's at.

[catboywinslow]

winslow, you are my favorite half man half dead cat from the road.... have you composed anything new since faust?

*sniffs* ...no....

[catboywinslow]

Don't give your catboy milk, he'll shit himself.

I will make it swans problem.

[catboywinslow]

winslow, have you been clawing up swan's furniture again?

... what is he to do? call the cops? call the cops on a fucking little kitty cat? im just a kitty cat. im LITERALLY a, as the youth would say, "a poor little meow meow". i'll do what I want. I will shred as I please.

[faneth]

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[catboywinslow]

Who here is gay!

*raises hand paw*

[catboywinslow]

well winslow... you have escaped death twice now... how has it changed your outlook on Life?

*vague paw gestures*

[catboywinslow]

i'm allergic to winslows :(((

im allergic to swans, not that I can die about it again.

[catboywinslow]

forgot to send oops