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18 my interests change a lot spiderman and frank castle connoisseur

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What is with me and emotionally unavailable fictional men like i fear i am the i can fix him girl, except i usually want him to be soft with only me and be just the right amount of possessive.

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I feel like 13 year old me who had a 3 month obsession with whatever she watched. Heated Rivalry just hit the reset button on my brain

[batsplash]

reposting for those of you who wanted them together x

[shane] [ilya]

[buckleyy]

the gay on gay violence was so insane im still not over it. shane shit talked scott’s game and scott said what if i kill you. what if you die right now. “you’re even starting to sound like him”?? that’s on a different playing field than just being homophobic that is psychological warfare. he said i’m in your walls motherfucker

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Scott clocked them before shane and ilya even realized what they were doing

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hear me out ilya rozanov is another variant of remus lupin.

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because if i see another kit connor situation with hudson williams and you guys take it too far for either Hudson or Connor YOU ARE GOING TO GET FUCKING PUNCHED

[ticklefighthockey]

kinda love this dynamic where ilya's like i get to have sex with anyone i want anytime i want and i also get to tell you about it while you visibly try to repress your feelings. but the second i think you might be having sex with someone else i am going to absolutely fucking spiral. epic crash out. because when I have sex it is empty and meaningless and utterly devoid of real emotional intimacy but you are a rule-following little dweeb who would still be a virgin if i hadn't deflowered you when we were like 18 so i fucking KNOW it means something to you!!!!!! the hypocrisy is delicious

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the only hypocrisy i understand.

[hoko-onchi-writes]

I bet young Ilya Rozanov never thought he’d get slapped in the face with that tism rizz and he would be so fucking cooked.

This man has eight of the same shirt and five of the same hoodie. This man memorizes hockey stats for fun. This man will have a cold ginger ale. This man will look awkwardly at the camera with a smile like he wants to incinerate himself in every wet t-shirt contest sports drink ad his mom books for him. This man will take everything you say absolutely literally. That’s French, Ilya. You just said a French word and we’re talking about Russian, are you unfamiliar with your own language. This man takes three days to recognize a social cue. And ten years to name an emotion. You’ll tell him you like him in the most roundabout way and you’ll think you NAILED it, and he’ll promptly have a panic attack on your dick. When he names that emotion finally? He’ll be absolutely relentless and will not stand down; he’s had an emotion and he knows you have one, too. By that point, there’s no escape. He’s imprinted on you and is starting to ovulate in your vicinity. He will bludgeon you with adorable nerd and insatiable ass. And his oral fixation is so mighty he’ll suck your remaining brain cells out through your dick.

This man drives a Range Rover because it’s good in the snow. This man does a loon call. This man will make you eight cheeseburgers. Buddy it’s over for you.

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me when i thought shane was just a normal dude and it had to be literally stated to me he was autistic in interviews before i understood. i don’t think i have ever scene a nonchalant autistic representation and now im having realizations

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i know wolfstar really screwed me up when i saw a byler fanart thinking it was them. wolfstar and byler are so intertwined.

[a-a-a-a-a-deactivated20260420]

Can’t WAIT to see byler edits with the “It’s not my fault you don’t like girls!” And then immediately cutting to their kiss

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oh look at that another mlm ship that pulls me back into tumblr FUCK

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no matter how much anxiety i feel about life i always find media to obsess over

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when did i become obsessed with stranger things… I WAS A CASUAL FAN FOR YEARS until my rewatch.

[kosmogrl]

when you accept that you will never be normal about anything you like you'll be free

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i miss reading fanfics

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why did no one tell me to watch cw’s supergirl sooner like i knew about flash, arrow, even legends of tomorrow, but I NEVER WATCHED SUPERGIRL

im currently on season 3 and throwing a tantrum at the fact mon-el still loves kara 😔

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*stomps foot like that one mingi video*

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SAN AND YEOSANGGG YESSSS